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Show I ! THE BULLETIN, BINGHAM CANYON, UTAH NEEDLEWORK PATTERNS Pineapple Doilies Amply Sized Dish-Dryin- q Is Fun With These 5899 Tempting "TWO HANDSOME doilies to - tempt every one who wields a crochet hook. Each features the ever popular pineapple motif the pinwheel measures 13 inches, the floral design 10 inches. Pattern No. BR99 consists of complete crocheting instructions for two dollies shown, materlnl requirements, stltcn Illus-trations and finishing directions. The Anne Cabot ALBUM will delight you with Its wealth of Ideas for nimble fingers. Four gift patterns are printed In- - ihm hnnlc HpnH 2ft cpntn tnnav. Charming Towels rAYS-OF-THE-WEE- K towels en-- hanced with a cute couple that's easily and quickly embroid-ered. Makes dish-dryin- g fun per-haps the man of the house will take the hint! Pattern No. B604 consists of hot-Iro- n transfer for seven designs, Instructions and stitch illustrations: color charts and complete dlrecUons and material require-ments. HRWINO CIRCLE NEEDLEWORK Ml West Adums St., Chisago a, HI. Please enclose 20 cents plus 5 cents in coin for first-clas- s mailing of each pattern desired. Pattern No Size Nam . Address The Home Workshop Shelves to Grace Your Walls , I 12 1111 DIFFERENT DESIGNS iSwWfll FOR WALL SHELVES fJM ttTERN 209 Wail Shelves for Every Room HANGING shelves may be as pretty as a picture for an im-portant wall space. With pattern 209 a full dozen of different types, sizes and shapes may be made. The interlocking joints are cut from tracing designs. The assem-bling is quick and easy. Price of pattern is 25c. WORKSHOP PATTERN SERVICE Drawer 10 Bedford Bills, New fork. WHEN SLEEP WON'T COME and YOU FEEL GlUn 0 Us$Dlkloot Chiwhg-C-m laxath$ REMOVES WASTE NOT GOOD FOOD Wheat yon east Bleep teal Just awful because you need a laxative do aj Mnjjowa do chew rmf-4-itrc- T. Doctors say many other taken In laxative, large doses, start their "flush-ing" action tea soon , , , rlicht la tke stomach where they often flush away; nourishing food you need for pep and energy I You (eel weak, tired. But gentla ram-a-Mt- la different I Taken aa recommended. It works chiefly In the lower bowel remove eal waste, not srood food I You avoid thao weak feeling you feel One, fuU of ,n . I Ufa! Oet rim- - --mint, 25t. 60f, or only 111 j t$T FEEN-A-MIN- T Igj i fffK. Miaous chewing-gu- taitATivi Apply Black Leaf 40 to y!t"JJT roost wilb bandy Cap 'A'lLjiv Brush. Fume rise, "killing tjrfT-- lice and feather mites.while LlUQjl chickens perch. One ounce "z treats 60 feet of room ISSIKWf? --90 chickens. Directions on package. Ask for Black T.m.iw1 Leaf 40, the deperdable "'iifli? insecticide of many uses. aL lI ii II llaf Tobacco f oductt ( Chsmlcal Sy Corporstlsi Richmond, Vlrth- -t If Petbr Pain kncto you up with Muscle 8SES B.en-C?a-u TUB ORI&INAL BAWME ANALGE5IQU6 & V ' J i 1 VIRG!L ' By Len KhU 1 enJlL I --- TtiiM m'm0 I ,y Apt Funning To please his father, orator Wen-dell Fhillips attended Harvard law school. After receiving his degree, he hung out his shingle, but no clients were attracted. Several months passed and still his office was empty. In disgust, Phillips de-cided to quit and enter a more lu-crative profession. "Don't be ridiculous," advised a friend. "Stick to it and you'll get ahead. You were bred to the bar." "Maybe so," sighed Phillips, "but the bar Isn't bread for me." ENl'FF IS ENUFF -- ""- John Clerk, one of the most pug-nacious of lawyers, once had a brush with the House of Lords. It seems that he preserved the "enow," whereas his younger brethren said "enough" (enuff). Retaining this old usage while presenting his argument, he was interrupted by the Lord Chan-cellor saying, "Mr. Clerk. In Eng-land we sound the 'ough' as 'uff.' Enuff not 'enow.'" "Very well, my Lord," continued the very advocate, "of this we have had enuff; and I now proceed to the subdivision of the land in dispute. It was appor-tioned Into what in England would be pluffland, a pluffland being as much land as a pluffman can pluff In a day." The Lord Chancellor could not withstand the apt riposte and burst into laughter, saying, "Proceed, Mr. Clerk, I know enow of Scotch to un-derstand your argument." The Easy Way A great marksman was passing through a small town, and every-where he saw evidences of amaz-ing shooting. On trees, on falls, on fences, and on barns were number-less bulls' eyes with the bullet holes in the exact center. He asked to meet the one responsible for this great marksmanship. The man turned out to be the town Idiot. "This is the most wonderful marksmanship I have ever seen," he exclaimed. "How in the world do you do it?" "Easy," replied the simpleton. "I shoot first and draw the circles afterward." Matter of Choice "I don't know whether to marry 8 woman 10 years older than myself, or 10 years younger." "It all depends on whether you want to be mothered or smothered." "TWO-PLATOO-A reporter boarded the train car-rying the Notre Dame team to the Southern Methodist game. Look-ing for a new slant on a story, he said to the student manager, "I understand that you carry a chap-lain to pray for the team." "That's right." "Would you mind introducing me to him?" "Be glad to. Which one do you want, the offensive chaplain or the defensive?" Safety Precaution "Would you love your husband U he had only one eye?" "Why, no how horrible!" "Then let me carry that umbrel-la:" SUNNYSIDE clork s rnSo'WMfXSIA I KrJJSP0 IHAT Gowls. I I F wuy should I N lEJi IM tH& I THE OLD GAFFER I I - By Clay Hunter if' P"""" J jtih . BESSIE By NICK PENN JUDY I ASKED WILHELMIMA WHAT SPAREl I I r7 JK tukA TZ MUTT AND JEFF By Bud Fisher MUTT, IM GOING OUT TO ) ' 1 - 1 . ' DO SOME WINDOW (C7 POP WHAT DO i T ? H,DE? SA,D" V HECK WHOS ) rCC SHOPPING-KEE- P AM )A THEV MAKE SHOESV HID WHAT ( E eOWS OUTSIDE ( AVOKtt A 1 E JITTER , By Arthur Pointer . , WHEN YOU ORDERS BVRA.DIOTO A SET INSTALLED pelTiziriJ?S It 1 ( FINISH SHOVELINSX tNJITTgR'S HAT, BUT HOW DO you ClTOULDNT to J)Q ANYTHINfl J VkJIfo?M Y 0 IN FRONT CLEAN Sky GCTTHEAATO M'ND PTWFJI T VTOE BAIWAU " ' Barefoot Cobbler John Ureenieal Whittier, who became famous for his poem, "The Barefoot Boy," once worked as a shoemaker's apprentice! The young Quaker poet put himself through school by making shoes and slippers for fine New Eng-land ladies. , WYLDE AND WOOLY By Bert Thomas f YOU BOVS ARE THE FUSr , fTHEN YOU PROBLY HAVEM'T C"suRE I HAVE S"" oiDti'T COMMODORE DEWEV rJOA YOO MIND WHAT I SAID Q ABOUT ROLLING-- SNOWBALLS DOWM J THE HIIX AT, PEOPLE! " Whot Was That About Changing Horses? SUITABLE REPLY "Have you ever appeared as a witness in a suit before?" asked the attorney. "Why, of course!" replied the sweet young thing. "Will you please tell the Jury just what suit it was?" "It was a blue suit," she re-plied quickly, "with white col- -' lar and cuffs, and buttons all the way down the front" |