Show I OUR DEMOCRATS J I Editor Telegram Watching the work of our state legislature nt must I hi make ll l some bome t Olus of Ol ofus ofus us poor pOOl dubs who sho put the members there wonder just why we weere were ere so anxious to put them in power and what benefits the common people will derive As it is about eighteen years since the Democrats Democrat have had a chance to help the working o ela class s maybe it will take them another eighteen years ears to put to-put put through a bill which will prove of some material benefit t to the b great majority ts Of course it wouldn't do to pass house bill No 97 97 which limited the fees a might charge for his services That would have been too drastic Ira tic and maybe more of or us with Avith ailing o families could afford a doctor now and then instead of drinking Peruna Potatoes flour onions onions eggs etc are just as high as ever our street car service ser just as inadequate quate taxes just as high and higher all kinds of huge expenditures allowed but where does the common herd come in Oh yes yes' I forgot They rhey are are fixing our morals That's it After they the have legislated or evolved t the le perfect man why wily we wont won't need heed potatoes Somebody suggested ao that cats be taxed Good Coca I know brow a maiden lady in Ogden b who has i thirteen of the musical kind Now lets let's tax th the fair sex for w wearing al' al ng short skirts and running in opposition opposition opposition to the the movies mo Somebody else suggested Ob we close all the thu movies and amusement amusement amuse amuse- ment places on Sunday prohibit the purchase on Sunday Sunday-of of any but cooked victuals and lengthen the bed sheets in all hotels hotel's to a stun standard standard stand stand- ard size size Isn't that glorious f I Now the house has passed an bill the poor mans man's harmless armless at least to others cigar o and we have a prohibition bill bilI o This is all vital and important legislation of or far reaching benefit to the common herd isn't it brother Now wont won't you yon please ask 0 O. Harvey Harv-ey Kathleen Kaye Kare or your II cub cub reporter to draw up a bill providing for an appropriation to provide ach C eh of t the lC much afflicted sinful males in Utah with a pair of asbestos wings 9 Then when we have been legislated into heaven heavenor or hades bades we tice will fold our hands buy a t tin in rattle or an day all sucker sacker not on Sunday of course that would be wicked and join the other Democrats of or eighteen years ago Heres Here's hop hoping y weve we've v s seen seen sen en the h last of or orl such l h profitless ess unimportant schoolboy legislation as we have seen in this thiR term A L HAS BEEN DEMOCRAT |