Show Running These United States Sates f. f s f I II I Rogers Discusses the Candidates j I I 1 I f By By- Edwin Justus Mayer It Is on record record printed printed in ht various various va va- rious rlou that papers pap papers that rs-that that previous to the Republican nomination Will Ro Rogers flog Rog ers era humorist and Goldwyn 1 picture star r asked Boles oles Penrose What hat hat do you Ou think of Doc Doe L Leonard Wood to which the tho Pennsylvania Pennsylva Pennsylva- nia solon replied replied- It will t e ta ne nemore more than a R. doctor to do this country cOUntr arty any good the thc shape Its It's in What we wo need Is a m magician Whether hether or not Mr Rogers Fogert ever Interviewed the tho Pennsylvanian Is certainly n a problem hilt hill It I Mb is Certain orlain or- or lain tain at al least that tho the cowboy- cowboy movie star did some somo witty reporting report report- InS InS' for fol one of or the tho well known newspaper syndicates For In- In tance lanee he says ho he said to Mr Ir Penrose Who Vho prayed today and that Mr Mr said The a d'- d' nce ence Mr All' Dir Rogers Hogen spoke spoke- of ChaunCey Depew and said Chauncey Chaun Chaun- CO coy cey went pretty prett good with the audience to which the senator said eald I believe belle those Jokes went better belleI this year oar than they have havo for or years year All this Is stuff Since the tho candidates were selected 1 Mr tr Rogers haH had said ald nothing He hay has retired to his tent lent but wh th- th ct el like Achilles he Is sulking or orI whether ho is too busy husy making good motion pictures to bother about bad bad politics cannot be de de- de At a late lato hour last laM week wee I. I however the writer made madea a n desperate attempt to find InrI out I tho the stars star's opinion o of the thc nominees At first the thc Oklahoman he ho was horn born in the old Indian Territory and lia has mourned that he couldn't run aWa away to fight the Indians because be- be be because cause cause- they were all around him Was Vas chary about expressing himself himself him him- self over the wireless telephone which was the instrument I used In communicating communicating- with himI him I I dont don't like to be Interviewed over tho the telephone said the voice at the California end nd of the thc line Central might listen In and besides besides besides be be- be- be sides I have nothing nothing- to sa say I hear Harding is a or very good manT man T Y heard that from a Republican I also 1 hear that Cox has been vcr very good to fo his folks I heard that from a n Democrat I also heard hear some somo things about Harding from a Democrat find and some more things about Cox from a n l lean lican Generally speaking the tho countr country country coun coun- tr try Is to be congratulated on the candidates Nobody ever er heard off of ol them before BO so Its Jt's likely that well we'll hear heap a good food deal about them during during- the campaign campal n Who ho willI will wll I vote for or How should I know kno E cr Every time I 1 talk to a dyed ln wool tho-wool Republican there Republican there Is one ono in n this part of or the country country- I know that I am nm going to vote twice twice for Cox But then every time lime I talk ak to a man n who has voted the Democratic ticket since I SS 88 I Know I am going to vote vole for or I J ju just l as often orten I figure e eIll Ill I'll wall wait a while before making up I m my mind for there is going olno to tobe tobe be an awful lot Jot of or hunk bunk spilled skilled I and I have ha to listen InAna In An a Anyway the nation may lose loso but Ohio Is bound to win Two native sons sons In tho the race acc iaco It looks lookA as thou though h there ml might ht bo be u n real family row before November No an and anybody knows that when two brothers fight tight Its It's vs udorse than strangers They Thy usually know more about each other As Corthe for Cor forthe forthe the wet question T dont don't see sec ce where that figures In tn Thc They tell me that thata a man recently went into a var over o tho the Mexican border and wrote roto out an order for a drink The bartender gave Jave It to him but re refused ro- ro fused to take mone money We e dont don't charge chargo deaf and dumb men he said but the thc hur r opened his mouth and said Deaf Dear and dumb hell helt I live In tho the United States Stales and I was Just dry dr dry dr dry Well anyway way you look at It t prohibition is a great Institution So is lt dust I see sec w where neither r platform and neither tl cl candidate mi nu talked much about prohibition Maybe they're dry too loo I don doni know much about politics but bill ever Cor since I became a reporter ant and covered the powwows PO I see that It is the aim of or politicians never to talk about things that the res rest t of the tho country Is talk talking In about The Idea s seems ems to be bo to get ct cm em interested In anything anything- but what they're Interested In The Democratic Democratic Democratic Demo Demo- cratic platform at 01 least came out for petroleum which is something but It should have sal said whether r or not t It was as to be 2 76 75 5 Many lany men who are arc otherwise honest take tako An nn Interest in politics I have hae found out As its to th the th two candidates I ani am am neutral as I have sal said 1 The great grea t Issue seems to bo be Ohio It ma may be bo a good state but why should the they have hae so many politicians I 1 Ishall shall lI shall have ha to look the thc ground over At this moment we were cre unfortunately unfortunately cut off otc |