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Show DEFINITIONS A LA CLUB Does The omnipresent ghost seen in everv pipe dream, presiding at every luncheon, and the last to bid fsrewell to a departing member. Office An honor always won by the fellow-member who is always on the ticket. Imbibing A variety of experiences depending solely upon your own flnan cial condition or that ot your friends. Waiters -Orinning idiots, whom na ture intended for the prize ring and whose mental caliber causes them to decipher your written order with the same impartial accuracy with which you would attack Arabic. Levy An assessment to pay for the formal dance given on the particular night you are earlier cabled to meet your mother-in-law, who arrives on a night steamer. Fellow member A parasite wishing some political, literary or business favor. Friends Unnecessary spongers, who avoid the rurried lunch counters by calling you up and asking for a conference confer-ence at sharp noon. Habitues Those whose dues have run out five years before. Roscoe Gil-more Gil-more Scott in Judge. |