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Show j 1 : Hello, Happy Husband.! 1 1 Are husbands alwaya happy? Husbands Hus-bands enjoy all the comforts of good home and Incidentally learn to take as well aa give in little family quarrels. Bachelors miss the scrapping scrap-ping privileges accorded benedicts. Hut they both enjoy the wise and witty quips about hubby, shown In the popular film subject, "Topics of the Ddy." How true to lifo these wordings are you may Judge from the following selections: 'Kay,- Joe, you ought -to -buck up and show your wife who is running things at your house." Uenpeck tsadly) "It Isn't necessary. neces-sary. She knows." Husband Didn't I teU-gaaph you not to bring your mother with you? Wife That's what she wants to see you about. Saskatoon Telegram. "Cheer up, old man; why don't you drown your sorrow?" "She's bigger than I am. and, besides, be-sides, it would be murder!" lndon Tit-Bits. She (during the quarrel) You never deserved a wife like nie! He And I never deserved the rheumatism; rheu-matism; but I got It just the same. Toronto World. Officer Why are you rushing along with that bundle? "It's my wife's hst and I'm afraid the style will change." Women 'a Wear (New York. "So you are gotng to send your wife to the country for a rt ? j "Yes, I need it badly." The Crow's Nest. A "Be Kind to Husbands week might be proposed seven days in which none are to be shot. St. .Louis Globe-Democrat, : |