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Show Just in Jest Max Schmeling says he would like to come to America to challenge chal-lenge Joe Louis to another fight If ha could only figure out some way of crossing the Atlantic. Well, he might thumb a ride on one of Hitler's subs. Dodging the depth bombs on the way over would be good practice for Joe's T. N. T. fists. A grandmother is reported employed em-ployed as a taxicab driver. They Just will not be satisfied with their knitting these days. Police arrested a man who was found tearing up $5 bills and throwing them away. Racing fans do practically the same thing, but a little less ostentatiously. Russia made the mistake of writing love notes to the United States last April. Any young suitor could have told the U. S. S. R. that such missives are likely to bounce. The Duke of Gloucester asked American correspondents to teach him to roll dice. Any day we may expect to hear of some writer mysteriously coming into a duchy. A woman Juror In Chicago changed her mind after a sealed verdict had been delivered to the court. Husbands have a rough Idea how the Judge felt |