Salt Lake Telegram | 1918-10-26 | Page 6 | There's Always a Bright Side, Even to the Flu

i here's Always i A Bright Side, j Even (o (he Flu! Becoming weary of reading and hearing bnly about the bad aide of the Spanish Influenxa epidemic, the tnftiienxa edttor dispatched his -trusty henchmen to pick np some" news about the good aide of the altuation. Here are some of the results: If Ir. T. B. Bestty. state health commissioner. Insists on the wear- " Ing of gauxe masks by everybody. It won't be necessary for the men to shave each morning. The gauze mank will hide the beard. - Furthermore. It will not be necessary nec-essary to wash any part of the face below the eyes, as tha mask will hide any grime. By reason of the quarantine ordered or-dered since the epidemic became ' serious, everybody haa been re-" hfved of the well known and exhausting ex-hausting political rally. Inability to attend picture shows and other theatres has resulted In an accumulation of dimes and -quarters that permits of ths rapid fllttpg of War Saving stamp book a Passengers of t he In terurba n lines can travel from one city to another without getting a headache head-ache due to the effects of poor ventilation. ven-tilation. If anybody knows ' any more benefits they are at nberTylo write them down and send them to the Influenxa editor.