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Show I FLASHES Of Life , PHILADELPHIA, Jul. T WV A' tad-fod woman appeared at an undertaking eitablUnnient and a r f I-Pohwa I-Pohwa Uquar ' explained the Paila to Dm wanted to e-Hardy e-Hardy Drinker lect a caeket for her husband. ' "Polaon liquor," she aobbed, "that's what killed him." The undertaker wae curloue. Had the notified the police? No. Then how did she know the liquor wae poison ? "Well." said the woman, '1 have been drinking It all day and I ought to know." Police located the husband. Ha wasn't dead Just unconscious, e . e NEMESIS CINCINNATI. Jan. T W Robert . Walker points with pride after viewing with alarm. He has captured cap-tured his ninth suspect after being warned' by the homemade burglar alarm In his filling station and grocery gro-cery store. His latest chase took him 17 miles Into the state of Indianabut In-dianabut ha kept his record perfect. per-fect. see GETS THE BREAKS CLEVELAND. Jan. T UP) It made Mrs. Marian Fearn angry ' when she slipped and fell on an icy sidewalk. As she awaited help, she noticed a large bump pushing out her stocking. Still vexed, aha clenched her fist and struck it. 1 The blow set the broken bone. Doc-I Doc-I tors praised ber for "excellent work." see KANSAS CITY, Jan. T Wl -, A man whose skin had turned a deep purple was admitted to Gen- , 'Oral hospital. t Thirst Ragea His sister ex-Desplte ex-Desplte plained he had Mixed Drinks been drinking . heavily and his wife had locked him .in the house ! and taken away his supply of whisky. But he drank anyway. He drank, in turn, bay rum, shampoo liquid, witch hazel, perfume, per-fume, spirits of ammonia, rubbing alcohol, hair oil and ate 100 aspirin as-pirin tablets. Still thirsty, he topped it all off with a bottle of black hair dye. After a long' aession with the stomach pump, his skin tones faded to pale purple. Physicians said be would recover. see ALL FOR LOVE BUCKEYE, Arlx., Jan. T (JPI Clyde Tudor, 17, told Sheriff Lon Jordan he wound a rope around his legs, placed a heavy chain around his neck, stuffed a handkerchief In bis mouth, tied his hands in front of him and jumped Into an Irrigation Irriga-tion canal all because he thought "my girl friend would like me better." bet-ter." Residents of a cotton camp heard his cries as he struggled in four feet of water and rescued him. He apparently suffered no ill effects. ef-fects. : , ' |