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Show Difference Between Movies And Life Cited byJOolumnist, ByW ALTER W1NCHELL Tha d Iff ere do between the moviei and life: In the films it U boy meets firL Boy loses ftrl Boy gets firl...In life it U: Boy meeU sirL Boy loses his hed. Girl nu boy. but H needs en th elrculatloa K can get, w think . . . Because U is really nothinf to leufht about ... It deals with ths woman who was saying that she lntendad te reduce with a new diet, and remove re-move 60 pounds la a few weeks . . "I knew a woman who did that," said Wheeler. "In two weeks she went from 100 te 150 casket and all!" . Here la irony. Professor Moleys "Today" mag report that ths editor edi-tor of the Chicago Journal of Commerce Com-merce dug out his annual forecast number of January. and looked it over to see who had most accurately ac-curately suspected what was to soms ... All forcath had played th old optimism record . . . All but en, who said hs was beginning be-ginning to worry about th public's purchasing power . , Ths man was Martin Insull! Th guy who smacked Monty Wooley of "On Your Tom" at Tony's ths other night was John Harrity, who was than requested to leave by Tony . . . The next day a midget paraded outside Tony's bearing a placard which read: "This place is not quit fair to John Harrity 1" On of the producer waa tailing Arthur Murray that he would Ilk to be able to purchase George Jean Nathan's play t . . 'If I peed need Nathan's play." hs said wistfully, "it would be a feather lit my cap" . . To which Murray sallied: "A feather? feath-er? You mean a whole turkey!" When Slapay - MasJ Beeeei-bleem, Beeeei-bleem, the fighter, clashed with King Lsvlnsky In Hollywood recently, re-cently, Leviiuky repeatedly fouled Maxle by "heeling" . . . Maxie, finally, In reprisal, stuck his thumb In ths King's sys . . . Referee Kennedy scolded Rosen-bloom Rosen-bloom for the unethical and lousy trick, by saying: '1 saw thatl Do it again, and I'll disqualify you!" ... To which Lsvlnsky cried: "Okay, Refl I wont do It again!" The noisy coffee drinkers In Union Square (New York) are knocking Clifford Odets for middle-staling middle-staling with Luis Reiner, the star . . . They Jeer most because Odets offers ths bourgeois excuse that hs loves her I . . . Mother AMrich of the Chicago Woman's court points to the revival of woolen underclothes under-clothes for gals as an indication of better morale . . . But as one anti-wooli anti-wooli doll expressed it "I'd rather rath-er have an itching conscience than an itching torso!" . . . The only heat California has had in recent weeks Is that turned en (Its cold spell) by the Florida papers. Bert Wheeler haa told It often, and we repeated It th other night |