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Show FOE OF SCENT SEEN DENYING ONION TOWER The onion antldefamatlon committee com-mittee has gone to work on Professor Pro-fessor Walter P. Cottam of the University of Utah, who recently announced a process to develop a scentless onion, "Of all onion defamers, this msn Is the worst" said a bulletin from New York offices of the committee, commit-tee, which doesn't seem to take itself too seriously. "This Is a subtle conspiracy to rob the onion of Its personality, which is far worse than the outspoken out-spoken calumny against onion breath, which we are pledged to seek out and smite. "Onion enemies have shown their hydra heada In unsuspected places, so ws will reinforce our wsr upon them with a nationwide ladies' auxiliary." |