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Show Thb unny Site of Life I Taieton Are you fond of sports? ; Miss Tennisse Yes, Indeed. I'm going to marry one. . HE KNTW. Morton It is easier to end trouble than to start It. Henpeck You're wrong;. It's blamed sight easier to get married than to get a divorce. - m IN TO STAY. Silas Cloverly I've heard thar's a good deal of money In stocks! Dunne Margins Well s there's a good deal of mine in them! PAPA KRZW. Bobby (aged 6) Say. pop, what's the difference between a fixed star and any other star? Papa (a theatrical manager) Depends altogether qp the angel back of the show. . HE KHEW. Guest What is the difference between your cyster stew and church fair oyster stew? Waiter Well, we put a few oysters in ours, sir. NOW HE COMPREHENDS. Mr. Fargone Glad I'm not one of the warships that got out of Port Arthur! Miss Lovelorn 1 don't understand. Mr. Fargone Why, they're disarming them. |