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Show HERE'S WHERE THE LAUGH COMES IN CHEER UPl HOLD FAST! Yale Record. Conductor AH aboard! . Please get aboard quickly, miss; the train is about to start. Young Lady But I wish to kiss my sister sis-ter good-bye. Conductor Ot aboard; get aboard. I'll attend to that for you. SISTERLY JUDGMENT. Judge. "Fanny Gush says she wants to be a newspaper woman," said the first dear i 'r"Weil. she ought to be," commented the V second dear friend; "she always wears a scare-head." , "And she leans to the display type," murmured the third dear friend. - "And ahe makes up her form," asserted tho fourth dear friend. . "But she looks well Id print.' ofTared tho fifth dear friend, a damsel with an angelic face. I ONE TEAS FROM NOW. j Judge. ' "It la In poor taste for you to taunt me because 1 propoaed to you," declared the unhappy young wife. -Huh! You proposed so glibly that you demonstrated the fact that It was no new thing for you," retorted tho brutal husband.- . . "What If I did?" she cried, her eyes flashing. "Didn't you act as -shy and maidenly about replying as if you had seen hundred girls recolv proposals? I cru-'ss you had had plenty Of chances to make observations." It being 1j6, he could not ethically threaten to go home to his father. HIGH FINANCE. Judge. Cobwlgger Won't It "be necessary for yon to have lots of ropney to start that company t Col. Boomer Why, no. If we had the money we wouldn't ask the publio to go . Into it? ASKED AND ANSWERED. Cleveland Leader. ' . "Pop." - "Yea, my son." ' "Did they ued to put money over dead people's eyes?" "Yes, but the practice Is confined only to live people now." "Who, whaff-" . "Publio officials. So they can't see some things." , f . IN THE XTJSTICZ2 COURT. ; Atlanta Constitution. "You admit that you stole th plgr afVd tho Justice. - - "Yes, suh," replied the prisoner. "But please consider. Mr. Jedge. de tart dat Wen, I'd done made a fire under bim, en cooled him brown en Juicy, en he wus all r-.r far de table, do fcheriSC com U en " U..C-1 me!" . ; HER LITTLE SURPRISE. Brooklyn Life. Don't stop me now, dear, Archie I going go-ing to propose In a few minutes." "Haa he ahown any symptoms?" "Certainly not! Ho doesn't know It yet. I've arranged it as a surprise for him," ... |