Salt Lake Telegram | 1905-01-30 | Page 4 | [Untitled]

. i - -r- The Sunny Sicb of Life 1 fmmmmmmammmmmmmmmm . , SUES TH1NO. Weyton He's a great reformer. Peyton No wonder; he was reared la a reformatory. " HIS FUTURE. Charley Busted What allowance do (you think your father ought to make us when we are married? Miss Blllyuns Well, if he makes allowance allow-ance for your faults, I think be will be doing pretty good. L HART) ON HIS HEAD. Cholly Chumplelgh (at a dinner) Don't you know wine always goes right to my head. Miss Caustlque That shows that wine has human instinct. Cholly Chumplelgh How so? Mies Caustlque-Why. in looking for a soft place. THESE WOMEN. i Mr. Smith Was she in a black or red automobile? Mrs. Smith She was going so fast I didn't notice that. But she had on a white yacht hat, with a blue band a white shirt waist trimmed In pink a brown skirU-and she had a bunch of violets pinned at her waist. A MISTAKE. Smlthson I think we ought to do something some-thing to honor his memory. Jackson That's a good Idea. He wasn't much account but he had a corking line memory. A HOT ONE. Mr. Calller Down Uneeringly) Ah: what do women know about politics, any-howT any-howT . , Mrs. Calller Down Most of them know enough y kecp out of It.