| Show Resolve R eso I ve l I Ieso 1 fearless Fraley Gives Advice to Sports 1 By Oscar Fraley NEW YORK Jan 1 UP UP This This is the day for nice briJ brit shining New Years Year's resolutions resolutions and and there are quite a few v whit should be made and kept in the sports ports world i iOn i iI I On the whole it t probably is wishful thinking And even evens fc t made they probably would's be kept as long as a snowball in th ill I Sahara But ut B-ut anyhow heres here's making making making mak mak- ing a few for the boys around the I beat Joe Louis Louis to to hang em cm up I and leave em cm there The Bombers Bomber's Bombers Bomber's Bomb Bomb- ers er's famous name has been badly I bruised in the last couple of I years If he keeps going it may turn into a real tragedy Keep Em Flying Bob Richards Richards not not to come comedown comei j i down to earth until after alter the i i Olympics Our premier pole vaulter could give us one surefire surefire sure sure- fire gold medal I Eddie to to give the CarI Cardinals Car- Car I finals back that Gas House Gang GangI I spirit spirit This one has a chance Jersey Joe Walcott Walcott-to Walcott to defend that title in 1952 or 1952 or sometime Bob Feller another Feller-another another year of being through Sam to Snead-to to swallow the apple in the national open I The P G A to A-to to start building up a game it has almost ruined They're trying to coast on their old press clippings and they'd better get on the ball before they're back where they were before Freddie Corcoran took over and made them Charley Dressen to Dressen-to to keep my big mouth shut Get Back the Spirit College athletes athletes to to live for Cor Dear Old Rutgers The U S L T to A-to to give the kids a break instead of playing favored worn out veterans Rocky Marciano to to be a fighting fighting fighting fight fight- ing champion if and when Ralph Branca to Branca-to to walk Bobby Thomson every time he comes up Baseball Baseball to to give newspapermen newspaper- newspaper I men the same dressing room enI entree entree en- en I I tree given Broadway characters I instead of treating them like the I dirt on the dugout floor I College presidents to to keep an anI I eagle cagle I eye on entrance require require- requirements requirements ments and classroom production of athletes If the kids make the I scholastic grade the cr critics tics lose their biggest cudgel Keep It Clean Alumni associations associations to to dry up and quit yell yelling ng for winners They are arc the ones really at fault in a win else else or era forcing coaches to neglect character building to save their jobs Congress Congress to to quit worrying about baseball and and such such and study a way to lower taxes One big government printing job this year concerned Raccoons of North America Another was titled Shark Fishing in the Philippine Sea Your money helped print them bub bubo My ly golfing pals pals to to count every stroke stroke and quit using wooden tees In in the rough |
