| Show I Sh-h-h Sh Investigators Traffic Is Heavy in the Senate Office Building By Dr Frederick C C. C Othman W WASHINGTON WASHINGTON-The The traffic in and out o of oC the cellar of the Senate office building these days is heavy mostly young- young ish 1 looking ish-looking o o ki n g gents in topcoats topcoats top- top Q- Q coats coals and battered batt bat- bat t e ere r c d hats r t l carrying brief l cases Sh h Investigators There a arc r c J. J so m many ny of these sleuths s working f for o r Mr O Othman hman so many individual al senators and senatorial committees that sometimes theres there's a traffic jam of at the revolving revolving in ing door Some Sonic are arc even en investigating investigating themselves or almost All arc living for that memorable memorable memora memora- memorable ble day when they'll be called under the floodlights to put the finger on whatever high high- binders they've they been trailing So lets let's peak behind a small mountain of old congressional directories in the storeroom so sowe sowe sowe we won wont won't be run down by the plainclothes plain men and see sec if we can learn what the they're re redoing doing Chasing Communists Senator Joe McCarthys McCarthy's boys still are tracking down Communists Communists Com Com- Communists the elections mitlee still is investigating th the C I senator The crime committees committee's S Son on the he job the district committee commit commit- t- t I tee is looking into loc local al I I j The cops of Senator R. R Hoe Hoc Hocy Hoey I D D. N. N C C. are seeking more mor C I dope on deals involving th theR the e R F C the Veep's motherly Y- Y looking secretary and an ec exI ex- ex K I I operative he lie resigned of th the e I Senate Small Business Com Con Tracking down black marI mar mar- r- r I arc are arc the flatfeet of Sc Senator Sene Sen Sen- n e ator alor Blair Moody D D. Mich I who's mostly interested in iro ironI ironmongery iron iron- n I that suddenly became becam e priced like gold wedding rings ring S The private gendarmes of Sc Senator Senator Sen Sen- n I ator Alexander Wiley R. R Wis arc Jre looking into who made mad e what profits in connection wit with h alien property deals Local Mystery lyster Man ManThis ManThis This alien business mostly Y involving big business outfits outfit which used to be bc operated i in n America by Germans brin brinin brings gs in our local mystery ma man n Henry Grunewald who's been bee nn n in the toils of the House to tax x invest investigators gators Turns out th that at Henry used to work for th thalien the e alien property custodian an and ed d also for what its it's worth th that at he once was a prohibition n agent He Hc was tracking down dow n illicit g guzzlers u z z l I e r s apparently Y before he ever got around t to o taking out American citizenship citizenship citizen citizen- ship papers So far hes he's n not of talking There are arc rumors which I haven't ha yet been able to track trac k down that other senators ar are e looking into sharp practices of certain federal housing off I. I daIs And that brings brings' us to th the theA e A Agriculture Committee and th the C wholesale case of the missing g breakfast food To Keep Up Price The Commodity Credit Corp you know kitow is in the business o of f buying up corn wheat cotton linseed and no telling what ha t all else by the thousands o of tons in order to keep up th the e price of same This stuff ha has s got to be stored So the C C C has rented rents d space in grain elevators an and d storage depots across the th e country Now it turns out that tha t some of the storage fellows fellow S casually have been selling th the e taxpayers' taxpayers food as if it were e their own Nine of them so fa far have ha been taken to court o on n charges of peddling grain that tha t belonged to the rest of us One of them is accused o of f building false floors in hi his s elevator and sprinkling a little c corn on top to fool the ins P ec tor tors s. s Several Se other similar cases case s are under investigation and th the e alleged fraud is said to amount to a good many millions Be fore next year gets ets a good start you'll be hearing more mor e about every everyone one of these items I Much luch more probably |
