| Show Dr Brady Says Take Heed Now Lest You Fall Fail Into Old Age Mire B By William Brady M. M I. I D. D When I call a reader old timer or a. a similar name I always thirty of Charlie Bradburn Charlie Charlie Char Char- lie was the boy who use used d to turn urn r on ion the m main a i n street lawns on Q I the way to and w fro from m s school c h 0 0 I i n He co could u 1 d do some other stunts that noone noone no noone one else had the nerve to t try r Dr Brad Brady Charlie was easily the outstanding outstanding outstanding ing boy on Chapel street He was absorbed in a game of three-old- three I cat in the now sainted Miss Berners Berner's Berners Berner's Ber- Ber ner ners ner's s school yard one day when his mother called him Cha ar lie liel Charlie didn't answer His Signed letters not more than ono one page pago or words word Jon long Jong pertaining per per- perI I taming to personal health and hygiene not to disease diagnosis ding dlag or treatment will be bo answered answered answered an an- b bj by Dr Brady rad if a stamped self addressed cn envelope elope i is enclosed Address Dr Brady mch in care of Home S Service Ser ire r Bureau Burca Salt Snit Lake Telegram Salt Lako Lake CIt City 10 mother called again Cha ar LIE This time Charlie answered hastily Yes Ma Maam Ma'am am Then he apologized to the rest lest of us for forthe forthe forthe the error Hah Hear me ire saying Maam Ma'am to my mother Bartlett and Stevenson both muffed it it-I it I hope readers will identify the author some author some one compared the human mind with plaster of Paris Pans after it sets it will no longer take new impressions That's the trouble with mos most victims of premature old age Trying Trying Trying Try Try- ing to teach them how to prolong youth and postpone the cold graduations graduations graduations grad grad- of decay degeneration decline is like trying to work with plaster of Paris Pans after it has hasset set Just for Instance though not that it is as important as other factors take the for for an invitation send stamped t self-addressed self envelope and ask for it in writing The late great I Luther Burbank made the news newsreels newsreels newsreels reels rolling them on the lawn Jawn on his birthday anniversary All of which leaves you poor old I stiffs of forty fifty y or sixty ina In Ina I a precarious state if you have I II forgotten how to roll em I As I explain in detail in the pamphlet Young Folks and Old I Folks Folks also also available on written I request if you provide pro stamped self-addressed self envelope if you ask for both pamphlets lOc forI forthe for forthe I the second the second the effect of shortages i I of three minerals and three vitamins vital vita vita- l I mins rains through the j years jears ears These nutritional nutritional nu nu- nu-I nu deficiencies are the main causes of premature old age in my I I opinion I But what good does it do to I II I tell you old fossils so after you OU have ha achieved cd the chimney cornel corner cor- cor ner nel nei To you my teachings are nonsense and Im I'm nutty On the other hand how can I possibly catch and hold the interest interest in interest in- in terest of the young uns long enough to teach them the way to preserve e the characteristics of youth and stave off the encroachment encroachment encroachment encroach encroach- ment of or senility Certainly not by haranguing about oncoming age they age they are never interested in that fantastic notion until they I make the horrible discovery each eachin in his own way that old age is creeping I have come cone coneto to the conclusion that it is too late to teach the old folks how to regain their youth and it is a n. mistake to try to teach the young folks how to prolong theirs So I postponed indefinitely publication of the booklet I had j I nearly I r ready ady about The Forgotten Forgot Forgot- ten People I decided that senility is a subject which a real doctor could handle more effectively ely than I could Instead of trying trying- to buttonhole buttonhole buttonhole but but- young and middle-aged middle people who generally resent the very idea that they are growing old I devised a more acceptable approach the approach the booklet the Seven Keys to Vite which is available on request if you and stamped self addressed envelope Young middle-aged middle and old I find are all eager to gain gam or re regain regain regain re- re gain vi vite te Copyright ht 1950 John F F. Dille Co |
