| Show HL I vt-sr- vt r I 1 4 v L. L f O f 1 t f f vy I It f. f t St e 0 N Lenin Moscow Russia ear Dear Nick The other day I read about thousands thou sands of your subjects subjects over over ere iere in Dark Russia starving to several I read where teath a nth th illion Russian rubles are worthy day I read where a 5 ci cigar ar any misery de death th starvation poverty overly P through land and trouble are st stalking o b your Kour land then Nick Just what Wondered pondered i the cause of ot It all aU Surely Isale I was deserves de- de earth one on sale aid to myself no such affliction as has been serves lolled upon your people and I went a dollar for the relief ut ut and gave Tot Oj nf needy Russians Then Then I picked up a a. paper paper- and Read Read- read Moscow Moscow Antireligious Antireligious demonstrations demonstrations demon- demon began tonight in theatres where there were lectures speeches hod and satirical plays The demonstration lions tion Included parades and di distribution distribution trib The Tho tion lion tion of pamphlets processions ended with the burning of effigies of holy personages in In prominent p omi Went nent squares throughout the city etty m Then rhen I knew NIck Ive I've 1 ve never been beena a reformer a holler holier than thou or ora hi a preacher In fact I Ive I've ve never even been a prohibition officer But I knoW that God is just jus and he Is la kind I l dont don't care whether a fellow is 13 a a Holy Roller Zionist Catholic Protestant Protest- Protest ant a t Jew or Mormon just so ne ho Is Js rIght fright Then Q God Jd will treat him right But the blasphemers Nick they they have So no ao claim for sympathy from man or mercy piercy from God The next neat time I Ic c come me to your aid Nick I Ill I'll ll send over homo some Salt Lake Lahe moonshine and lot loti jou i you u go to tho the devil right STEVE LONG l lr ONG TIME BETWEEN DRINKS r When the tho governor of North t Carolina spoke to the governor of I. I South Carolina the governor of North Carolina sure said a snoot snoot- full GREG I C l' l Name It Contest r Herds Here's the latest contest A cartoon d Is a day for ten days for the tho readers of y Around Town to a write rito titles for ll ba be a nice necktie every day for far the winner of the contest It comes from Sam and Franks Frank's Upstairs Up- Up ti stairs Clothes Shop which should guarantee guarantee guar guar- antee antes its worth Here Hare are era the rules Write on an one side of the paper only I No title for far any an cartoon shall shaH be over fifty Ift y words wards Submit Submit as man many Y titles as you want tl All titles must be at The Telegram b office or in the tho mails by 6 p p. p m. m the day following the tho publication of they the y cartoon H The winner of the contest will be announced the tho following day two days after the cartoon is ie published I All cartoons are era numbered lively In submitting titles always give them the number corresponding to Ithe the number of the cartoon o L s e eM eu M u t r rB B The Winner Golly Getty Miller fUler 65 66 West Second South l treet enters the ranks of the two two- limo winners with A. A C C. C Lewis by cap cap- Sam and Franks Frank's necktie forr for tor Bhe he bp best t title on No 7 cartoon In the r It Name Name It contest At that Miller hillier had hadIS hadn IS n a hard hurd time keeping out Lewis who t was was headed d for tor a third win In lit the con- con test Two of the three Judges gave a the he be honors to Miller 1 The third held Cut out stubbornly for Lewis Millers Miller's s title was a The nap nap sack Mr bit Lewis submitted a D. number of ot 1 titles most of them good but his best according to the tho Judges was Atta Alta dope boys I IOne yr r good titles were war e One down one to go Doped to lose Caught C napping First in peace lu Hero Is the cartoon which was being fled No No- No HuM HuMi I i a I 2 I a UP UP-TO UP UP TO TO DATE Mr Jensen of the Mutual creamery l ays Bays Day ay by day in every sway way we are potting Footling butter and butter r I o i SECOND SOUTH I L k SAM DECLARES DECLARE o j My neighbors neighbor's son got a dose of sulphur sul sul- and molasses by mistake yester- yester ster day His mother tamped the Salt Lake Lakel l Weather leather and thought it was spring spring- |
