Show Joe Bush Finds Elixir Of Youth on Long Tour Me Medicine Found in Japan Makes Bush Hurl LikeS Like I S He Did in 1 13 S NEW NE-cT YOlU YORK Jan S. S Colonel S. Colonel Jacob Ruppert Is in of a secret likely to turn baseball upside down Said se secret secret secret se- se cret was supplied by Joe Bush one of the baseball tourists that barnstormed through Japan and now are showing the Filipinos Filipino some real U. U S. S A. A Bush got hep hop to an elixer e while In Inthe Inthe Inthe the shadow of Fujiyama and tells tails all about it in this letter to Miller Huggins of the Yanks manager Jake Sake to get Dear Hug Get Colonel busy bUlY right away and send over and buy buya the moat mOlt here which makes a a. brewery I wonderful medicine that ever was heard of and just the thing for ball players NAME DEEP SECRET I I 1 have ha got to keep the name secret but it Is not hooch and It Is not beer nor norale norale norale ale or any of ot those things But It i is powerful A A. regular dose makes make a man twenty years younger What do you ou know about that I took a drop the other day dar and I pitched like I did when I 1 was with the Athletics tt In 13 Casey Stengel t g to took a drop rt and IH HE played d ter like he be did ld when e ehe he ha first went with Brooklyn n. n One of the newspaper men In the crowd took a regular regular reg reg- ular do dose doce e and he hes he's s been acting like a achild It Just fairly child er e since Wh Why didn't have to MAKES you ou younger I 1 shave for four days after I took my dro drop After what h happened to us the kids on onn ont t the trip are e afraid I of the s stuff u Why l ks rop j young n Hoyt says If he took k a drop hed he'd be be only 12 years old and couldn't pitch at all I guess that's right JOES JOE'S BRIGHT IDEA But Ive I've got a great scheme and that's that s why I want you jou OU to corner comer the supply of this stuff The Colonel has bas bought everything In the world so he might as well II try t this II Well We'll get a lot th-e th and ana take it back k to the Yank office Then well we'll sign Hans Wagner and La- La jole and Jimmy Collins and Eddie Plank and and Chesbro and give them each a couple of drops and you'll have bave the greatest ball baD nine the world ever saw Well We'll give Fra Frank Baker a drop or so Why YOU might take some and RO gp back to being off lead man again Think of it What would folks say when wed we'd eJ put ui in McGinnity and dy a adlum Yn to start a game In the new Yankee Stadium Sta sta- Or old C Cy Young Theres Therea NO limit to the possibilities of this stuff CONTENTS UNKNOWN Its made out of roses Toses or onions or something like that and is pure white and antI smells smeDs something like moonshine whisky and gasoline would taste If lf you ou mixed them It aint GREAT to taste either But you can give the boys a drop on a II lump of sugar sugar and and a drops drop's all aU you need It IS 13 powerful We were a a. little afraid of It at first nut but there was an old dog doer they call Nellie Neme in Japanese lying around the rail railroad rood station and we gave her a couple of drops Why she grew nice c s silky hair leha and had a sitter litter of pups a couple of or weeks laterI later I have got the bird who makes this stuff Iture located and we ont do anything till he hears from the Colonel Make him do business 1 s e biggest e thing h ever r Here followed the en n name and J address 3 of the manufacturer of the m mysterious potion potion po po- tion which Colonel Ruppert Is now guardIng guard guard- ing log with great care NOT FOR THE BABE Of course there was the usual postscript postscript post post- se script from Joe In It he said Perhaps r y you had better tc keep this stuff away from the Babe Bane It wouldn't be safe ale When we gave Stengel his drop he began besan to swat the ball something awful B OST one up a mountain The wa WR waI way I 1 figure re It Is that If it has his that effect on him m. m what would It do to a socker soaker like the Babe Wh Why It ft wouldn't be he safe at this the Yankee park nt spring Hed He'd be knocking knocking- the cars earn off the subway tracks track In center te or b ira crashing fI through rg apartment re rem m houses house with a terrible loss of or life and maybe the club would get sued Keep It sway away way from HIM |