Show Walter Valter Winch ll llON llON BROADWAY BROADWAY- ON ON Little Wonder The more material a star can get for himself the better of course The entertainer feels slighted when he or she is given the background Now go on the story Sam Goldwyn walked onto the Eddie Cantor set the other day where Seymour Seymour Sey Sey- mour Felix was rehearsing the chorus girls Mr Goldwyn said to Felix What happens happ ns here Well Vell the girls do a routine said the director director tor tar then Cantor does his stuff Then uThen what asked the producer Then said Felxi Cantor does some more stuff Then in the same scene Cantor does another song song But shrieked Goldwyn where is Ethel Merman Merman Merman Mer Mer- man on her way was the reply to see her agent about it In In Fewer Words Phil Bakers Baker's counsel to a lad who was sore at another The big idea said Baker is not to get et new friends friends but but to hold the old ones nes Dont Don't forget this this all all of us have to book our own pallbearers pallbearers pallbearers pall pall- bearers tit Add Similes From rom O. O M. M Happy as a surgeon who discovers discovers discovers dis dis- dis- dis covers you have appendicitis and Louis Adamic Life is like licking honey from a thorn Novelette William B. B Haines responded to a call sent him by one of the in Hollywood The producers lost little time trying to beat down his salary by pulling the small time shoddy trick to wit You ou know Mr Haines we cannot cannot cannot can can- not pay you a lot of dough After all you arc are areno no longer the box office attraction or draw you OU used to be Hell replied Haines Dont you think I know w that I know Im I'm no longer a box office draw If I were were were-do do you think Id I'd be working for YOU Thumbnail Descriptions Gary Cooper A Zombie with sex appeal Jerry Bergen Chaplin at excursion ces Williams A cornflower grows in in Times Square Geor George e Jessel A Talmud student who went vent wrong Helen M Morgan A nightingale with the miseries Budd Clothes horses for straitjackets Jim Tully An extra in a gangster gangster gangster gang gang- ster picture Frederic Frederie March John Barrymore in his prime Guy Kibbee The reason three three card card monte was was' invented Mayor La L Guardia The little guy in the dress suit on the top of the wedding wedding wed wed- ding cake |