| Show I. I the fUn lr r MV SO HAlL I A BARGAIN Crandall Hear about Edmond His wife was and to demanded 1000 1000 ransom for he hera Jenkins Did he have to hl p the 1000 Crandall No sir They flea gave him 2000 to take e her b bac THE ANCIENT HIGHWAY By Marjorie Maxine Maxme Lal l' l I love to read in ancient lore M Of pe people who have gone before Of Ot things they ate the swore waith The way they dressed the thelo theeo they sung aung The men mere they praised and antt th 10 th thy hung The schemes that wise gaza sprung On potentates and dukes I find that Jokes we laugh at Were ver what t our stage folks can c wow w i When Grecian actors made made th thet bow bowA bowA bowA A good long while ago And engineers say we should pj ril Especially their great highway The ancient peoples in their day dan dayi Knew tricks wed we'd like Uke to know W Though roads built bunt to the great grea grat Zeus 4 Long since have gone great abuse abuseS a aOne One ancient highways highway's still ln in e Still from from bump or humn hummed Its It's used by any girl who's tj For It leads to the marriage ma maThat mart That ancient highway t theart to torn 11 heart j B Down through his well stomach M A SURE WAY Burrus I hear that the I carries his audience him Leach Well in that wa b sure ot of one Donald Donald Liddy The call of the wild often the tingling of the bell IDENTIFICATION Our little youngster wh whO hu ha passed the age of ot 1 just 1 Just th where they are practically nr a mothers mother's boy refused boy refused eve his Dad lift him from his bed belf ways violently protesting In order to maintain peace n n al family I always Babe back In his bed UD UDone one day my boy to enlighten the younger of ot t take he was making rett ik Baby you had better soo that that's your our Daddy H Hi fellow that buys the ice ere cream r L. L A A. A MacDonald TESSIE AT THE FOOTBALl GAME Reported by Terry I 1 do hope our team sd wI W. W w Jack I wonder which team is Iso I 1 hope its it's the team with the reu purple Oh sweaters sweaters Oh k know anything about I do I used to know a knew a football pla layer o er dont don't see the coach They wouldn run it right out on the he the they silly sUly-oh sUly Oh th there re Our side has the ball I how hope th lh go looking good boy with the darl I I makes a a. touchdown touchdown Oh Im 1 excited Oh ph ph isn't that too bad stupid looking fellow made a at t down for us us us Well Well ill i'll to you ou H He ran all the way t funny sticks sUcks and that 16 I dont don't remember which ahead of ot them anyway o 0 that line Dont Don't let loose ot of Ito It U No o I dont don't know whether thit touchdown n or a a. It cc co cot Foe t three ree more for us Just theis though though though-Oh Oh look looking fell fell down and 51 sat i ithe the baIl ball baIl I dont don't remember that counts but were we're awa ah now flow anyway anway Oh Im I'm so glad were we're win See that Another touchdown something yes something yes that big W leI plays fullback fullback no no I don n what the other r man plays Ha back I guess guess Oh Oh yes tha lit fellow plays quarterback quarterback I reminds me me I bet Ethel a a. on this game Oh we e II I II I Isn't that wonderful wonderful Hurrah Oh good g gracious Our team have the purple sweaters I r guess weve we've lost Isn't that Here ble-Here Here comes Ethel Etbel after W quarter Lets Let's go home IN KLASS AT r Conducted by Gertrude Jr I Johnny Johnn I want a taming the werd fiction pi pleas pIea Johnny Kake O 0 goody good nv ra hands are de And so 1 is my any face and my ear earI earS earr I cant get washed wile the fiction the pipes Jest look at m mv my neck three cne chee T Lena i the word tennis Pl pleas Lena Way ay How odd to think of With ith its mysterious tricks 10 from 4 is impossible But 4 from tennis 6 6 Bent Ben Beni Cop Copyright 1925 forbidden |
