Show READY FOR YOUR SUNDAY SUr DAY mORNING LAUGH Bugs Baer S Saw w Columbia Columbia- Columbia Wesley Wesl y i G f-G me Says Charley Chancy Chaplin Gets Paid for a Lot of the Stuff the Columbia Eleven Pulled I IBy By BUGS BAER Copyright 1916 by The Press Publishing Co to the football structure they have erected at Columbia a aI I C COMPARED pancake is a blooming Woolworth building If Ir there is anything in the V works an any flatter than the Blue and White eleven It must be a waiters waiter's feet The Columbia team shouldn't have numbers on their backs They should h have e Welcome on their shoulder blades just like the rest of ot the door door- d I mats Columbia may be the gem of the ocean but she is a rhinestone on land The only thing that prevents em from beating the Athletics' Athletics 1916 record for losing games is that they dont don't play pIa that many contests The war prices seem to have affected the gridiron too as Columbia gave ave I the fans very little football for their mOne money Even tackling is higher the New I Yorkers seeming to think that a football player hasn't got anything but a neck They grabbed the runner up tsp around the cupola instead of around the mezzanine floor Clutching a halfback by the cornice wont won't stop him The only way to I stop him Is to toss a monkey wrench In his propelling mechanism which is generally situated In the basement of the edifice Still the coiffure vogue of tackling seems to be very stylish this year Every runner Is wearing two or three opponents gracefully around his mansard roof It seems that if a guy carrying the ball had elevator service the tacklers should climb higher on him with less effort We Ve dont don't know how many more exhibitions are left in that Columbia R Roman man Candle but they sh should uld play their games at night That That's s the best time to lamp pyrotechnics Wesleyan came very close to running up a pinochle score After holding em down to 33 points Columbia went all to pieces and the visitors scored some more The Columbia team seemed to think that while they were taking a beating beating beating beat beat- ing they might as well make it unanimous Charley Chancy Chaplin gets paid pad for a lot of the stuff the Columbia eleven pulled I Set to music and sung with appropriate gestures the Blue and White team would be a big time laugh The backfield was as awkward as a left handed I cobbler The line resembled the breaking up of a hard rd winter It leaked like a fork From a Columbia eye point the game was rather hard to look at but the Wesleyan rooters passed rather a robust afternoon They cheered every time their team scored a touchdown which made the noise very chronic The New NewYork NewYork York fans didn't like ie it at all Your neighbors neighbor's never sounds as asgood asgood asgood good as your own Most of the credit for Wesleyans Wesleyan's victory goes to Waldeman Deetjen who is a regular football player Same as the they have in large cities Waldeman around like a moist hen and was as tough to stop atop as a rumor Every time he carried the ball ban the Columbia team acted as if tf Walter Johnson was pitching The game was marked by the usual necessary roughness I Somebody should adopt the Columbia team and give it a good home The Columbia tacklers fumbled the runners frequently After squinting at a scrimmage or two you are convinced that Darwin Darin DarinI was m more re than right That boy was Wa very right I Waldeman W Deetjen has h a swift pair of shoes They whizzed down the field so fast that the spectators wo wondered how ow Waldeman stayed Inside of em Dont Don't know whether any of the Columbia players will ill make the all- all Amer American can team or not We haven't haven seen the he water boy In action A tackler tackier should be penalized one meal for grabbing a runner by the Marcel Marcel Mar Mar- cel wave Those boys love their ea eats Not having anything to cheer about during the game the Columbia cheer cheerleaders cheerleaders leaders decided to cheer just because it was November 1 The Wesleyan backfield was very sincere and didn't seem eem to be worried about the creases In thir a at all Yea ea bo The bird who promised Columbia a stadium for a winning team Is having havinga a very economical grin The game was delayed while white one of tho students mailed a cheer to the Scranton Correspondence School Wonder if Wellesley Bryn Mawr and Vassar Vanar are on the Columbia football schedule The multiple fumble was introduced into te the c contest with much success s. |