San Pete Free Press | 1903-02-18 | Page 3 | Our Wit and Humor |

Type	issue
Date	1903-02-18
Paper	San Pete Free Press
Language	eng
City	Manti
County	Sanpete
Rights	No Copyright - United States (NoC-US)
Publisher	Digitized by J. Willard Marriott Library, University of Utah
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Article Title	Our Wit and Humor
Type	article
Date	1903-02-18
Paper	San Pete Free Press
Language	eng
City	Manti
County	Sanpete
Page	3
OCR Text	Show i OUR WIT AND HUMOR A FEW OF THE MERRIEST JESTS AND JIBES. How the Suitor of To-day Approaches "Her" Father Little Freddie Had Taken Warning from His Father's Experience The Busy Idlers. Tricks of the Trade. J "The goods we are putting on the market now," said the manager, "are not as pure as those we have been selling." "They're not!" exclaimed the manufacturer. manu-facturer. "No. Competition has been so fierce that we have to cut the price, and we an't afford to put out the' pure articles arti-cles at the present quotations." For a moment the manufacturer was thoughtful. "Well," he said at last, "have 'Be ware 'of Imitations' printed on the la bels in larger type than ever before."
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