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Show A Line o' Type or Two "Fay cc que vouldras. ' ' 4 t Senator Rood believes t hat woman's place is in tho home. And very likely he enjoys a lot: fire, not bccAUse of the warmth It yives out, but bt-eauyc "it's so rosy." Yorv l:la.-'v, too. he agrees with Mr. Xaryan S. Bhosle- of .Bombay that "St. Paul knows all the loeiish things of the womans, J!o snys very strontzly womans ! must shut the mouth." The 1-iomhay philosopher phi-losopher would do very vell in the United States senate. A "Not Unreasonable Request. (From the Casper, Wyo., Tribune.) All persons who jiieked ip pieces of human hu-man flesh at the scene of the fatal explosion ex-plosion last nifht are requested to return the srewnnmu souvenirs io John Wilson, at tho Ilcnnins; hotl, so that fitting : r-raiiLfempnts r-raiiLfempnts for the funeral services can be made. The wife and family of the dead men will wish all respect possible paid to the remains of the men who were victims of the accident. John - MeGrat h. Chief of Police. "It takes a lonf? time to fret an Englishman English-man started, but once started, he sticks," says tho valued Post. Trying to kid tome-body? tome-body? Business of Packing a Trunk and Consulting Timo Tables. Sir: A c-entleman whose name was not volunteered, but whose enthusiasm was great, rushed up to me in the Oban theater thea-ter in New York and said: "Is this production pro-duction fi-oin-r t show In Chicago'.'" I told him it was. "Then," he said, "for God's sake have B. L. T. see it. Tell him I said so, and dra:j him there if neeossarv," J. 1. The Mexican ambassador protests ag-atnst Mr. Gillett's reference to Mexico as an "impediment." Moved that the word be stricken out and "damned nuisance" substituted. The Nixes Appear to Have It. Sir: In his conversations with you has the distinfraished Dr. t'ritieus Fluh-imbhe ever touched oil her lightly or learnedlv on the need in literature of something beyond be-yond tire superlative, a sort of fourth dimension, di-mension, as one miht ray? In reviewing books most of the product could be discussed dis-cussed from the standpoint of length, breadth and thinness, while soinet IMnu worth wlille (not "Wild Youth and Another," An-other," nor yet "The Vallev of Vip'on'") could be thrown over into the fourth dimension. di-mension. Thf Tribune v.ouli not have to be "The World's Greate.-u," etc., but could modestly explain itseif in the fourth dimension. di-mension. We c-Mil 1 i!n(iTfiti(l. hv taking tak-ing our own place in the fourth dimension, and looking: in, why p. . s'. is the cneat-est cneat-est user of "o, notes" since S tan lev Matthews; why CilU-rt Chi Mertnn -"an yet nway with "'piite filua-st en'irelv," while President Wilson is t;,..,! with a mnv not. und an a fterdinner speaker can "tjet away with tin I.1.V:0 -We who are nnout to dine salute yon"- tu a inmp of hyper-moromi nt a rmniuet. "hall I lto onV" as Dickens inquired. "St'" as he replied. w. F. Y. "One of the minor err r ; f:ci t ions o' the war." remarked -. :. n.. -hHS pot received re-ceived proper attention. Have you ciioed the total d.s.pi.ea.r.n-e f::j uiir streets of the upturned msta-he?" Where "tho Groaning Eoard" is ! Located. j ("From the Tin rt ford. Wis.. Frc-s.l I At all ir.i'ii wh.j :.:ive )?:: in S'-rv- i'-e at hem- r.r over--,-). f;o:ri V.i: I ford and irnm.-d-ato vielnitv wi'l mar.-b to t.ie eaniwry to partake in a re al h -me dinner. At the rwk of d:-tnrhin- t haVvon cairn that 1. r.v.d r.,-r .r;.d. -nv of I I'l.morT.ils, we a:.- supj.lvin.r tl U,-s. Re d I bite of Glen Spr-ns, Kw, a two we-ks' card. Sport. Spanish Brutality American Refaie- "Th; bu'l lowered mCnt I hiH head. p:'r.;:;t; up the inert bodv. h.i- "T.-- and hi" i-.i; it rr an ir ".m! ''':? v. .--re k:".-d on his hom-i to let ir when ti-,. tr Kann'r f-'ll acain I'l ' 11 r'-' 1 on tho Xaeio;;;.l n.-:p. i m ; sireteh and phe-e ii.s ir;i;er r.r e.rrjp.t fit f. the fa--;t b.'d in t j ; - r. : ne having p'u.l -nary. lb- t-;i on r 'd. I :; h men wer like a sack, iivui!- P-un- d ui-i'-t the ear mate, h l s a r ni s md burn. 1 to death, h.tntrlnir over eiiiu-r . . . T h u r m an. a side of the b. d . . . . driver from Trere was a start o; Wa s .: in. 'ten. IV i . wohd-.r. of r unfuiho was making hlf surprise, round : : - l i aer ;n -.v ; bed. The bvi.li rib -nr.,.- a - f !e-ro did no'. ja"e ti",r "n tho perilous inquire; he k",::i'd'' i k' s'r-: h ard he-ween t'.e dorter.-' r. 'lie1. 1 cd'-r h,:scar. heads a tl.nl ir Im'v I I's rnc -ha nif-.m. M. body. ! ; f'hirt w., '-y.",r r-. :f -red a d-awn up. and lv- : ra . ; red ?kull. aiai saw that the stom-'a ii ; orUd :o be dy-aeh. dy-aeh. which was uu- nu'. . . . D.pite the ( OVei-'-d, v. as t'ni iu- 'i aL'ed;es o n the a ja'-d wound w '. t h 1 ra k. t ho ravrs blood v lips, from be- w.-re still plunr'ri; tweeu w-hb-h t .10 :u- ahea 1. with the yel-isli yel-isli 'is er.L were pro- he..- ('-- waving at trading .... N"!s'. them from Die s:art-crics s:art-crics of delight burster's bridge to warn out In the circus up- them of the wrecks pla udlp.r tin- con 1 1 u- t n t ; r course." uanee fif tin- hcc- 1 'i-itrh rrom T i i -taele."- i:lase0 Ib.wi- d la n.i jji. U" aa, l'dood and Sand. A Shop Is Eeinj: Euilt lor Him. Sir : If vou t id r.k tl'e a "a d.-mv Imrs, will need "podleurin:;. I n e()nmien,I the Duhlt h eit i.en who has put lip I lie sua, "t Mo S-'lem, llorseshit.-iiii,-." c. 1 . The Indictment of a woman judo fur eli-etlon fraud in CiiicaKo pi-oes why, a ny tiling you please '.' Wo Khali Tal:fl It na a Favor if Thilar-dce Thilar-dce Iloroaftcr Will Botliinlt Himself. Sir: When you Impulrd to me a greater knnwleilre of 1 lel'i'i iv than of Latin ymi took a ood-si7.' d siam at niv l. ibn. ( T II. -brew 1 Irty clalrw to no uku'c than that liulet rr mi na t e nitin'inl nminioidy U tmwn as a sin. 1 1 ' erl nt:. - in v tin -t - l. b on tells itie t lia t whenever the word "singer" "sing-er" in uM-'d in t iie (. i!d Te la men l it comes from the rod ".--liar." I learn from a friend that Yiddish sincbn,' soee. tic rail th.lr leade-s eaniors. He knows a Mr. Ga n t or who iv.nlv la a ea nt or (which Is stieklie.: el..--, efo.t. Fcrh.ip.-. this Is wh.-i'. rid! .r-lee r,ot hH tml1,,,! tbat the word is lli-lm-n. As1 for fhe l.atin'ty of e.'inloi-." It ;-e,Mns to have beim flriidv e labli li o. f (.r more than Jinn) years. Had I'hdardee beth.im.;:,! tdni--el'f a lew mom n .'oubll.-sa (acre would ha vi ciitue 1 1 b hn tho lines of 1 lorae.-: "Umidbun hoc vitiuni r: I eanlorlbus, tnter amh'i'S Ft nu nou a in Inducant aulnium can tare roirai I, In bissl nu in i nu in de-daf a n I ." i r I hse of ri'opei'Mun: "Mo lb ft ft Tliaui r.ie cantnrls fa t n Nr. ua n I ur ; Nu nuiia m I'd formor.ri, ln ide, caecus m." r.-ileltrosais. "nli'i'i- r-'ou ' ri'i'iTl.'i that ' birha nk lin notlihn: on lb. i.. iMboii, of i:. -b.it, which .M.'rvs "rune o; tomaloes" and "Lamb of pork." Tho An:nl;ir I,:uUca of Joway. Sir: What eoidd iiioth .lalulilv epie.;i t)ie elcrnally feminine 'ban (lie ml In Ihe Imva i 'It y t 'M l.en ; ' I t a n I k nvh ! m for women with embroidered cormu'a ."' - - Km Ten. 'From the ealaloeiio nf WlPlams. l'-arkcr Se eiu: "All . iii-efully W'eb;hrd. Wclj;hl not y.n i a n I eed." SpeaklllU of the v,;- I of lie tf n (lie f i nut of I In- enr. no , on no .hm hi ba 'e observed that It 1;: imt the heat (,f l!ie PiMt r..v ,,in, bm tho hnmidilv thai produced til.., liort. Tho prerci.'iien of lier imkmiIai I-i irU-fb'd. irU-fb'd. Anion.: .linn, brlde-i b. Mlaa Ima Winner of Minn, apolla, |
