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Show FROM THE JOKEMAKERS. Mamie I believe In woman's rights. Gertie Then you think every woman should have a vole? Mamie No; but I think every woman wo-man should havo a voter, Answors. "He has none of the finer sensibilities, sensibili-ties, nothing to distinguish him from the common herd," "No?" "No, sir. I've heard him confess, out of his own mouth, that all aulos smell allko to him." Puck. Intimate Friend Don't you dread tho trials of housekeeping? Prospective Bride Why, no-o-o-o! It will be a picnic. We are going to have all tho cooking brought In, and all tho work sent out Chicago Tribune. "She is so rigidly conscientious." "Indeed?" "In-deed?" "Yes. Sho sticks to her principles prin-ciples as If it were a matter of etiquette." eti-quette." Brooklyn Life. "My brother made ugly faces at your brother yesterday, and he didn't- darst tor fight. Ho pretended he didn't notice 'om " "Ho didn't, neither. He thought they wuz natural." Cleveland Leader. |