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Show What He Hnd Rc(a)d. 1 J j) A storv Is going tho rounds ln the court- 1 If houoo of an Irishman who recently wont E before Judgo Stephens to be nnturallzcd, fc "Have vou read tho Declaration of In- If; I' dependence?" the court asked. 1 til "I hov not." said Pat. Ill "Havo you read the Constitution of the 1 E H United States?" 1 1 "I hov not." ycr Honor. m If Judgo Stephens looked sternly at the ap- M W f pi leant, ami asked: I Hi I "Well, what havo you rend? - a1 rf Patrick hesitated but the fraction of a IIRI) second before replying: , I rFBl "I hov red hairs on mo neck, yer Hon- n II; Bt or." Rochester Times. H If . |