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Show SPICE. Small Harry camo running to his mother moth-er ono day in alarm, saying, "Mamma, the little girl next door has swallowed a button." "Well." calmly rejoined his mother, "what good will that do her?" Harry was silent for a moment, then said: "I s'pose it won't do her no good at all unices she swallows, a. buttonhole, too." Chicago Nows. I y "Arrah, Pat! Have you 'seen Mike fate-" ly?" "YIs, begorra, I did. I was going along the street ylsterday. nnd I thought I saw him on the other side, and ho thought he saw mc but,- bedud. when we got near lo each other It was. jiaythcr of us;" Country Gentleman. "Uncle Eph. what did you take your boy out of tho night school for?" "Ivnpo hit made him dlsrespeckful to his olo dad. He done tole me de udder nmwn-ln' nmwn-ln' dat I didn't talk- good grammah." Chicago Tribune.. .' "It's all rlghl," said Yerner's platonlc friend, "she will marry you." "Oh, don't make fun of me, Bess," protested pro-tested Ycrner, "You don't know anything any-thing about it." "es. I do. I told her toclav that I wanted you." Philadelphia Press, Blobbs He's the Iuzlest fellow 1 know Slobbs Yes, bo's even too lazv to work on tho frnpathles of his friends. Philadelphia Phila-delphia Record. |