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Show SPICE. "Henry has quito an ear for Wagner. "Indeed?" "Yes; you know he Is somewhat hard of hearing." Pennsylvania Punch BowL "How did you Uko tho intermozzo at the opera last night?" asked Mrs. Oldcastle. "Not very well," replied her hostess. "Joslah thought ho was great, but It always al-ways turns mo against a person when they have their whiskers running down to a point that way." Chicago Record-Herald. Record-Herald. Tenaweok It is a secret, sir, but I am engaged to your daughter, and Old Gotrox Havo no uneasiness, sir; it will go no further. Town Topics. Mountaineers Child (In Tennesseo) Aro you a literary person, sir? Astonished Tourist Yes; why do you want to know? Mountalncor Well, papa is out of work just now and he said that If you wore a literary person, perhaps you would pay us 50 cents a day for talking dialect for your ' book. Boltlmoro American. "Come, now," said mamma, who had taken the children for a walk through tho Zoo. "let's go homo and see papa," "Oh! no," protested Elsie, ''let's serf theso othor monkeys first." Philadelphia Press. |