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Show SPICE. Cnssldy (at the wake) 'Tls very natural he looks, Casey Ayo! Shure he looks fur all the wnrld lolke a lolve man layln' there dead. Philadelphia Press. Mrs. Gudcthlng I suppose moat of tho prisoners arc brought hero by bud company. com-pany. Guard Oh, awful, mum! They're usu--ally accompnnled by a police captain or a ward detective Judge. Church Did you say your boy Is still pursuing his studies at college? Gotham Yes' he hasn't caught up with them yet. Yonkers Statesman s - She But he has such a wild horse laugh. He Well, you ace. he has always lived on unbridled life. Yale Record. "I w'onder," dubiously cogitated Mr. Walker Farr, tho cmlnont 10-3-&-30-ccnts-admlsslon tragedian, "whether" Ho paused, as the clamor of tho audi ence rose higher and higher. " they aro applauding my efforts, or daring mo to como out?" March Smart Set. Friend And after nil medicines had failed to set the little boy out of bed, what then? Physician I showed him a sign that read "Good Skating." Chicago News. |