Show At the Industrial Ball I attended an Industrial ball tIme other night said Smartleos Interesting tort of thing Must have been growled SpnrUicus who was learning to bo on his guard utter such leads Yes It was most Interesting Most nil the trades and professions were represented represent-ed The Jeweler was time first to arrive the hostess recognizing him by his rIng at the door hell A dry goods clerk came next and tore around though with mca sured trend Then In a group carne the grocer who carefully weighed his words the undertaker who kept a grave face until a coflln fit seat him out and the Burgeon who asked at once if the lancers was to bo danced Tho butcher who came In Just them beefed about it a good deal as he was the wursi dancer in the party The brewer was there of course as ho was fond of hops The banker left lImo door open and let in quite n draft that put a check on the conversation The planing mill man lumbered In with Limo furniture man who took his stand In onn corner Time carpenter felt a bit liorcd because on account of his plane dress no one fisuv him on the level Rut fhiilly no took a brace and was all right When the plumber came In any one could see no had been hitting the pipe which gave hJ friends a terrible wrench The gardener easily picked out time dead beets ami when he called for assistance the iloru rose to the emergency A minlalcrs presence pres-ence at the ball was so diverting that several sev-eral of the giddiest couples were literally tied In knots The blacksmiths hammer was heard continually knocking yet when all were arranged for the grand march the street railway conductor signaled to so ahead but wanted to start It with two belles When this difficulty arose a now paper editor Insisted on righting the leaders lead-ers Things grew so serious that the lianl waremnn was seen making a bolt for tn < < door and later was noticed making a iiai for hIs carrimmge Ilme confeetlomir 1m0W ever distniltmtcd a considerable t1mmastb of taffy amid trouble was averted B tlmore American |