Show GATHERING OF GREEKS PanHellenic Society Banquet I Was Enjoyable I NEW OFFICERS ELECTED t I The Banquet Began Early and Ended Late and Various Members of the I Fraternity Distinguished Them I selves Dr Ellerbcck Made the Hit of tho Evening Dr Critchlow Told of His Meeting with Dewey at I Manila Dewcy Was Glad to See 1I I I HimOther Funny Stories Told i II I I I The second annual banquet of the I fanHellenic Society l of Utah consisting con-sisting of the various Crock letter oroI clclles was held last night ut the Ladies Literary Club building on I Third East street Some llfty members mem-bers of the various fraternities were I present I and George L Nyc as Ar I chon which being Interpreted means I I president was chairman The music was furnished by the New Grand Theater The-ater orchestra ami Franklin was the caterer The tables were nicely ar langed and liberally decorated with flowers It was a lejuvinatlug affair and a large amount oj enthusiasm wni generated In the early hours of the I event and us It progressed youth was renewed and those present could easily I I imagine the old man with the scythe I I I performing tho mixed figure of turning I I a uonble somersault backward and re i versing Hip Van Winkles experience I from ton to twenty years SELECTION QK OFFICERS I While the menu was being served the ballot was taken for the officers for I the ensuing year with UK following icsuli Archon William Iglelmrt Gramatetis George Smith Thesaurin I I lea A B Sawyer Jr Executive Committee Com-mittee A K Tlcinan J 1 C K King J F Critchlow During this time a I number of specialties that had not I been announced were nlven These Included I In-cluded an attempt on the part of Dana Smith in the midst of a medley of college yells by the audience to hand a bouquet to every member present without leaving bin chair This was followed by a twostep by A T Schroeder Schroe-der and Dr Will Ellcrbeok In 1 which the latter made a decided hit by hitting hit-ting the floor Melodies amid pnrodleH with 13 S Ferry In the lead brought the mooting up to the idvertlscd pro gramme I grammeA A FLOW OF SOUL Toastmaster Nyc called out the speakers with apt words fit to the subject and the occasion DrT F Critchlow responded to Dewey Dewcy he said was unfortunate in not being a fraternity man The speaker speak-er met Dec at Manila and Deuey said Hello Crltch Im glad to see you where have you been and Critchlow had responded You are another Dewey way a great man the t-he had been slain as to future anticipations antici-pations William Igleliarts subject was When Greek Meets Greek The phrase was suggestive of college days and what college men can do Somr achieve Intoxication some escape Jail and others who have Incompetent attorneys at-torneys were not so fortunate Serioun ly l there was need for men who cmild think I above the collar and not below the waistband to got together and work for the common public good To Prof Ci M Mnrshlleld had been assigned The Faculty but he could not for obvious reasons either I praise or blame that body However he did not see how a college could get along without a faculty TREATISE ON ANNEXATION W D Thompson read an article on Annexation and Expansion The greatest men were those who had been able to annex most of the good things of earth To prove which he cited as examples Capt Kid McCornlclc and T H Jones But if anyone annexed too little ho might go to Jail and if I he annexed Injudiciously it would cause his downfall as was the case with Dewey and B 11 Roberts In annexing wives Thompson began with a promise prom-ise of briefness and closed with three lengthy conclusions In which hu quoted quot-ed from every known author Iloyle only excelled LETCI1ER SHOWED THEM The Neophlte WitH assigned to J R Letchcr who appealed to the crowd that no college man before had ever dreamed of giving such a subject to a man from Missouri He could not Hi id It I on the map or in the dictionary This meeting he said had brought back the charm of twenty years To then became be-came eloquent on Missouri saying that It furnished enough lead to supply the demands of Kentucky where every corn was full of kernels and every Colonel Col-onel was full of corn He then proceeded pro-ceeded to tap on various sideboard articles in front of him assigning them to France the banks of the Rhine Italy and Spain and the last and largest an enormous decanter was fit he said to dwell In Missouri and If ho had all the whisky in that grand Slat his would pour it out in one grand libation on tim heel of the Missouri mule He was humiliated that thero was not a cussed cus-sed Missouri mule at the battle of Manila Ma-nila but then Missourians never did lake well to water FERRY AND TIlE SPIRITS E S Ferry was to speak of The Ladles He had prepared a beautiful speech he said a touching thing which only he and the spirits know and now only the spirits knew of it The fra I enmIty would never hear It as the members mem-bers would continue to reside where the company was good and the climate was bad lie then started to tell a story which was cut short by Any Old Thing being offered to a number I of speakers who declined with thanks |