| Show DEMothATTIc AlL = STAR COMEDY COMPANY I County Chairman Wilson is Anxious to Break Away from HumDrum Campaign Methods and Introduce Innovations that Will Draw Crowds I S F 01 5 S 1 1 It i 1i I I r c y i 5 A p j J p ir 1 7 f > r > l F v 5 7 b r i I 1IP I I I j z trTO 2 > il I v > 1 r IJJ Chairman Everetlc Wrest Wilson of the Democratic county committee proposes to break away from the humdrum hum-drum speechmaking style of campaign and inject a little originality and humor In that portion of the political contest which comes under his Immediate Im-mediate supervision To this end It Is said Mr Wilson Is now quietly ar rarglng the details of a theatrical entertainment which he proposes to pull off In the near future S In order that the exhibition may appeal ap-peal to the various classes which comprise com-prise the Democracy It will embrace minstrelsy specialties legerdemain and other similar forms of light amuse men ment t In the grand first part which will be closely allied to tho oldtime vnln stcl show Mr Wilson will be assisted by those famous funmakers D O Rldcout Jr H P Henderson George I H Wood George A Whitaker I James Thomson W II Dale Benjamin Tlll man Lloyd and David Cumso Dunbar Mr Lloyd and Mr Dunbar will occupy oc-cupy the positions of endmen with bones and tambourine respectively and Mr Wilson will 1111 the role of interlocutor in-terlocutor The trio will crack Jokes as long as the audience will stand fort thelz for-t work Following are a few of the gems prepared pre-pared by Billy Dale and James Thomson for the occasion all of which are copyrighted and used In advance by special permission Interlocutor Wilson Mr Lloyd It Is reported that you have been suffering with an enlargement of the head since your nomination for tho Clerkship Bones Lloyd There is nothing In It I assure you Interlocutor WilsonYou arc find S5 Jokes are what we want not mere statements of facts ambo Dunbar have a good one for you Mr Wilson Can you tell me why Joe Rawlins Is like a motorman who can never stop his car at the proper place Interlocutor Wilson No why Is he Tambo DunbarBecause he is always making bad breaks r Bones Can you tell me Mr Wilson why many of our speakers are like Incompetent architects Interlocutor Wilson cannot Why BonesBecause they cant draw good houses Tambo Dunbar Why is A W Mc Cune crusty Mi Wilson < Interlocutor Wilson dont know why Is A AV McCune crusty Tambo Dunbar Because the Herald has burned so much of his dough I BonesNow can you tell me why Joe Rawllns Is considered a wise man Interlocutor Wilson No Bones Because a fool and his money arc easily parted InterlocUtorBut I dont see any Joke In that BonesNeither does the Democratic finance committee TamboDo you know why the Lloyd men In the county convention are called wise ducks Mr Wilson Interlocutor Wilson Because they were In the swim TambONo because they outwitted S S the Fowlers Interlocutor Wilson Well Billy what do you know tonight Mr DaleI know that Alex Tarbet chairman of tho finance committee thinks an awful lot of McCune Interlocutor Wilson How do you know that Mr eVe II Ive heard Tarbet say about twenty times lately that he wished McCune would come up Interlocutor Wilson Its up to you now Mr Thomson Mr Thomson All right can you tell me where truth Is stranger than fiction fic-tion Interlocutor Wilson In the Heralds columns of course Give us something new newBy By this time the audience will begetting be-getting restless and Sam King will sing that beautiful little ballad com pojed by himself and beginning as follows S Billy and T arc brothers Oh listen to my song Ae cut up all the olllcea inl I push each other along This will be followed by a touchIng I touch-Ing duet by Scotty Rankin and Jack Tlllctt entitled Show the oniccsceker toUs and We Will Pull His Leg I The entire company will then sing Pass us not 0 nontlo voter Po not imss us by S I j But 1C you must puss something I S Just iinsa tho narty plo Tills will conclude the first part and then a number of Interesting specialties special-ties will bo Introduced Gussle Backmun promises to convulse con-vulse the audience with masculine impersonations which will be excruciatingly ex-cruciatingly funny and Fisher S Harris will give a skirtdance that cannot help but please Next on the programme will be a few tricks In legerdemain by Joseph L Rawlins Mr RaWlins will freeze a glass of water by simply standing near it and do many other feats far more dllllcult Frank J Cannon will give several Interesting experiments In chemistry which ought to make a hit Pie will attempt to convert hot air into liquid air and liquid air Into a Senator ship If Rawllns Henderson and Thur man do not Interfere A burlesque of AJax defying the lightning will next be given Jimmy Lynch will be seen In the act of defying de-fying Fernstrom Watch their expressions expres-sions The Big Four quartette Rawlins Moyle Henderson and Thurman will sing a composite composition entitled I We will Run the Whole Darned Business or Well Know the Reason Why If Dick Young has returned he will appear in an acrobatic role that promises prom-ises to be exceedingly popular Dick will also change his mind In direct view of the audience six times In one minute and challenge anybody to detect de-tect how he does 11 The entertainment will conclude with a farce In one act entitled Free Silver and Imperialism or How to Catch the I Suckers Votes i |
