| Show I EDITOHIAL PITH I A native of Guam hag applied for na I turalization papers Let them come Wa j have naturalized Turks Italians Slavs HtinB Czechs Zulus Jap nnd Termites Hccanc and why not uwell now that ouVO got him what lire you going to call him asks the Brooklyn Eagle a i According to the Denver Republican Beatrice lianndeii nays that u married nan who IH u gentleman will help his wife 1 sweep the floor A long look backward fails to disclose any of the distinguished authors heroes proving their gentility by wrestling with anything more tangible than epigrams S 4 Aulomoblllsts was trying enough but It has now been reduced to nuiolstH Why not now describe tho machine Rt an uutolsm Or how would nutoclo do Auto ictimeiu l aulocllKl Since tho making of modern words has no sort of rule any suggestion Is In order suggests tho Springfield Republican S 7t Is said that In one act of hor now play Anna Held will wear only it nIght KOWII Well that will bo nn Improvement It will not reveal such a wide expnnc of chalked epidermis and such a bewildering inilac of iillken hosiery ns hor usual singe dress sayo the Denver Post J S C II Young Mr Sothern has been playing Hum et In New York We feel It our duly lo Inform the ninllneo girls that although al-though Hamlet was not written by Anthony Hope It Is well worth neclng remarks re-marks tho Chicago TimesHerald o The Chicago News thinks that if Lieut r Hobson makes one more Investigation of tho battle of Manila bay he may find that the ships sunk before the war began Tho Spaniards mire u very slow and cnsyKolrg lot Probably their Philippine tlcet foundered I foun-dered and their forts tumbled down some years ago so Ihril nil that happened when Commodoro Dewey entered ihe bay was u I little harmless exchange of fireworks Lieut Hobson hlmselt Is a sinker of great oxperlness nnd experience mid whatever I ho hns to say on any sunken ObJect must reccive careful attention I S S Yes friends and fellow citizens said William Jennings Bryan n a voice trembling tremb-ling with emotion If vou will only lect I mo this time I will solemnly promise not I to ask for a second term J need tIme 01 I I flce and this Is my Inst clianue to set I l I It M > heart boats warmly for my native I Innd nnd If my own condition Is any indication the Republic IH In danger I am the only man who can save It anti I am Vlllln to do the Job > bv ontructr New York Mall and Express |
