Show MARVELOUS SP Charles B R Crane was Wl wa Q with 0 iI Chicago C lc p reporter a new Invention h That T at invention said Mr Crane smiling is ts very wonderful But Im afraid its liko o the telephone Pec ro scope cope How so 50 air I r the reporter rep Inquired l lWell lWell Well said Mr Crape there were w re two friends Blank and Dash Blank was rather m guible g m I Dash called nd him up one day and ana nd said saidI I Hello Helter old eM man wan Youre looking well These telephone spectroscopes are fine things arent they I Telephone spectroscopes What W t art are you 1 U giving us said Blank Blant y I Why Viby Its the latest thing said Bald Dash A round disk in front of ot the phone You see 8 e the r talking to Just jU as I j se see j you now I Just as all you y p see fJ me nw Rubbish Do you fOu mean tn n to t say youve got one on o your phone p ono sneered Blank f 4 Sure old map mati And An I t ee ee you yoi p plain tn in It ItOh 4 Oh you yop do eh Well what am I doing then l saId eald the gullible Blank aa as a ho held up his pIs hand handI I Why W y youre holding up your tight rIght hand of ot course coarse CO re 4 Humph Blank knelt on the tho floor n m What hat t he paid aId air Sil m doing I d pew now 4 Ha ha hal hat Saying Sa your prayers was the reply Blank B pl then thep t en held hela up Jn hl son be he tore fore the telephone his watch a hat pat a afan atan tan fan and pash pa h at A the th other elid of tho the wire named n med th articles zt II I correctly So Blank the gullible Blank was convinced and before ringing off o ff in h told Dull Dash to be sure sura and send the 1 agent around and nd hed buy by two from frow him hIi one for far the t e itce and ono in n j for lor the house Mr Sir Crane 1 g 94 J lighted a cig cigrand and to talk n elevator again But how stammered the reporters reporter how was wag the trick worked The Joker Dash said Mr Crane had b been en talking from a friends ome a across the street Wd through th ough 4 the win window dow he had hail had a 8 full vIew of at Blank Blankan all an l the Washington Star |