Show I UTAHN AND TEXAN IN TELEPHONE WAR Westerners Prove to Kansas City Newspaper That the World Really Moves COP GATHERS IN BOTH EXHIBITION OF PUGILISM PRE PRECEDES PRECEDES PRECEDES CEDES BLUECOATS ARRIVAL It la an n Inconsequential tilt bit philo philosophic sophie sophic fact that the world moves moves ever onward Never Novar In human history at 11 least has It been detected throwing in inthe inthe Inthe the reverse and backing up Onward it Itt moves and very capably at t that says t the Kansas City Stan L Occasionally j c some mme Shakes spear sp ire re e or Luther OP or a Eugene V Debs I steps in and givas s it a little forward push PUS 1 Or may apS some sarna Andrew androw Han Hanson Hanson son of at Utah or James Woods of at Marshall lexas texas Now Naw Mr Hanson Hansan arrived in Kansas City only anly yester ay yet he has since done dane a great thing His arrival was punctuated by no bursts of af triumphal j music It If anything anth ng burst it was a Dot oot Dottie Dottie tie tle For Por many months Mr Hanson Hans n had hado o been perspiring over aver a gang gan of ot dirt hogs hag at Utah where these th e same sam dirt hogs hags are restoring the tracts of af the San Pedro edro f T Los Las Angeles Salt Sait alt Lak railway Having acquired a stake or contin cantin contingent gent fund d Mr Mt Hanson cam cims to Kansas K City with the purpose of at unburdening same He registered at the Centropolis h fr hotel a notable figure fi ure of a man tall fc blond biond and persevering c T Enter Mr Woods James Woods is a boss car painter of oC Marshall Texas Like Mr Hanson Hanron he heir works f for tor a railway the Texas Paci Pad etc itc Ic Rather he did work for or time last week Mr r Woods quit the railway corn com cornI I ir came to Kansas City Mr Woods at the Blossom House Hause I MI V is tall dark and fiery More Moro Moreover Moreover over oV r he ho has a long lang mustache which al always always always ways is the sign of af a bad disposition i Be it understood now that Mr Han Haneon j eon Ean and Mr Woods until their arrival In Kansas City had never met That they the finally did meet was purely acci accidental accidental accidental dental It came about in this wise vIse Last night about Mr Han HanEon Hanson son Eon from tram the Centropolis made a w old ld attempt to telephone the Union Depot information bureau At the same in instant 1 stant Mr Woods from the Blossom House tried a like hazar TelephOne ne girl No at the home office Plugged Mr Hanson Hansan in on an Main 2 Girl No plugged Mr Woods Va in inon inon inon on Main Hello Hella said Mr Hanson 7 1 Hello Hella replied Mr Woods What hat time does daes the 9 Santa Fe leave for tar Chicago Is this information inquired Mr Hanson in a primeval voice Get off of here said Mr lr Woods Im talking to this man And Then the Rumpus You are like retorted Mr I Hanson Hansan Im talking to him Say what kind of a l are you inquired Mr Woods impolitely Im no returned Mr Hanson and I dont know how haw you are you ou egg If I had bad you here though Id romp on an you right Youre Yaure big bigI heatedly ex ax ned Mr Woods TH hn net t a dollar I Ican Ican Ican can climb yur your frame like a ladder Try T it challenged Mr Hanson Hansan Where are you Im at the Centropolis hotel hatel roared Mr Hanson and Ill meet you yott anywhere in the world in ten minutes and beat the everlasting daylights out at of af you ou Come Came on steamed Mr Woods In ten minutes On the top tap of af the bluff Ill be there promised Mr Han Hanson Hansan Hanson son san Ten minutes later and Bluff streets Say are you the big hayseed that called me a 7 asked Mr Hanson Hansan Youre perfectly correct carre ct responded Mr Woods It goes right on the jaw too And he put it there Things whirled for far five minutes At the con conclusion of this time Mr Hanson Hansan asked Mr Woods What you got to say about it now Enter Cop and Olive Branch Ill take it back answered Mr Woods Youre Yure no Where Whereupon upon they shook hands and as is the in such things a patrolman ar arrived arrived arrived rived and started to arrest them Dont Dant do anything like that they protested We were Just having a friendly scrap Come Came on an and have a drink Cant do It said the policeman But you can go ahead So they went And thus Mr Andrew Hanson and Mr James Woods pushed the world for far forward farward forward ward by adding to the telepathic kiss and arid the telegraphic letter the tele telephonic telephonic phonic fight |