Show The Perversity of Milliners Told by MABEL HERBERT URNER URNE TY T you something som smaller sm ller R r not quite so extreme j This ThIll Is III not Dot extreme madame Most Alost of our Q r dress hats hatH are much larger than this I J l at tha hg e monstrosity in IB straw j raw and flowers rs and wondered how anything much huger could get through a door Im afraid I shall shan have hac to have some tiling very ve much smaller than that But they the are not wearing them small smaller er madame In la a ton tone of ot finality as hough that left nothing to be said But I prefer mine lathe smaller I 1 ven ventured tui ed We e have hae nothing smaller in tn stock stockwith with Ith ft th an air all of injured dignity We e keep my the latest models mOO I T am sorry sorT Then I 1 shall have h e to try elsewhere At t the next shop a R tall tali young wom woman woman n nIn in a trailing black gown rame came languidly forward Something tu LUa p a n iI modest gray hat Nothing elaborate rat or extreme ext il I Wish a Small Hat She trailed t tank k to In the glass oases o ses and andl rought brought l out an immense Immen e creation covered v th plume plumes which she held up for my admiration But I 1 a asked ked for a R small hat hU hUTt Tills Tt s is s 8 one nf of our very latest ti tunaL ns On nn of f the smartest hats ht we have haveT T had hll ml this th 8 season Her tone implied that those rhose ft flats ts would silence any an mere per personal personal smal pr ff rente But I 1 wished a II small hat hut We Vt V i inside n i this a small hat con on They are not wearing tt them em dl m smaller this season Again that fiat t at r rt t cf f finality It s immaterial to me whether they M F wearing wear n them or not What bat I 1 want wanta wanti i i a 11 smail small modest sane salte hat bat hatI batI I I am afraid in a voice votee vo of ot icy jC sar aar sarcasm f ism that khat madame madam will have difficulty I In n find finding ris what she wants An I J did didT di diT T wont went to t half a dozen dazeD shops and with ith the tilt same samp result Always that in age what they are aN wearing And dwa wale with wilh that time tAme of as though h nu DIJ possible argument of mere be or r suitability could be brought the what they are aren n f aring Her Ridiculous Admiration In one place where all ail the clerks clerk were 1 v isy when I 1 entered aa as I 1 waited I watched a woman trying on a hat 1 t that came down over her herrs irs rs awl almost touched her shoulders boulders in lop hack The effect was ludicrous But Butin Butto to 1 in ou g woman Iman who was serving her hack Kuk and nd viewed it with serious IP pleased This IB is uy 1 smart madame And it well w U on you But dont you think the victim yen Ten Tent yent t meekly Its a little Just a little Irge for tor me Oh OIL no not at all all All I our newest newt SHapes stapes set et that wa way They are Rr wearing i lem Town down o over er tin th head heal like that Oh Oil are ure they Much impressed ed and andL L zing asing at th Ions thing i with ith re rl i I I I 1 J JiTa e r iTa iTar iTar iTaI r I r r J Rs o Some Som Vindictive Man Ix Is Responsible for Queer Styles hewed admiration And Ami if it ended by b her buying b the hat Tf It it so 80 pitiful It would very pry funny that poor woman roman making herself hideous and uncomfortable in a desper desperate ate effort to the fashionable to TV wear ear i what they are wearing What They Are Wearing What they the are wearing It is s V p e golden text teat of ot o all shop girls They The hay havi I learned that they the can meet and silent all objections with that flint magic phrase What a commentary on an the originality and independence of women i It would seem teem almost as though i creator of ot styles sties the arbitrator of ot milli millinery millinery nery fashions was some grim malicious vindictive man who for some borne reason has halO become biome embittered towards all j women and anet with a diabolical humor in on them each season styles more more freakish than those of the season sea n before and who watches with fiendish glee the tho result of hIs hla work who sees all womankind easy ellS victims of his life malevolence willingly eagerly making themselves t grotesque with his misshapen distorted hats lists I |