Show THE MANICURE LADY TELLS OF Brother Wilfred Too Bright 1 to toi i Work at a Trade along the tho line has been THINGS I pretty pUy fierce George said sold the Manicure Lady lad Before 1 t came It h New York and got city elty broke I r used to think that what folks said waa was what folks meant but there ant aint no sincerity iu no more No Nn wonder there Is clinics the clinks clinics stuff Bluff Kid the Head lied Barber wanted to know A clinic said the Manicure Lady L dy la le laa Isa lea a man that once voted for tor Mister Bryan BryanA A rUnic Is ie s a man that thinks somebody has h s d the tho silver lining out of ot the cr ads Don Dont t tell me mI meI I know em You mean a cynic not hot n a clink said the Head Barber A clinic Is an another another other name for falling tailing glass When the waiter falls taIls down the stairs with a tray th tray iray goP goes clinic clime clinic Not Down on His H Is Comic List You always kind of thought that you ou was 18 a great wag you George Georgeas as d the Manicure Lady Lad Its funny what some sense of humo hamo it I used to know a R old gent back bark horn home that laughed every time he I tatty naw a 0 funeral He used u to say that t struck him comical ml l to think of ot folks go going going going ing somewhere they couldn t come back backi i from Some Som way you remind me of ot him himI it I its was an lin awful cheese on the comedy corned e I 1 didn t ever have you down on the br bc k ic as us a comic lassie lusle sad said the Head B You have chattered a 0 heap titters rs around ar and here hore without any allY great gnat rising in my buoyant breast I guess that last spiel Is poor buoyant breast b t You Youe e think of a phrase like that if It you yon scratched your blond head hood a 0 year and three thrle months Sophie I can ean think of a lot more wit and humor than you declared the Manicure Lady and dont you call me Sophie SOlI le other ether I aint got a lot of ot patience with like to begin be ln with A f t fh ash h gees you smart Sam comes along today for In m matinee Instance stance st anee and gets ine me me on the phone I ain aint t thep hep he to the gink see He changes his voice and says Call up Mister Cole Lole 68 Black I calls up the number and it is isa Isa isa a coal yard Ha lIa ha A joke Veil AVell I guess youre right at that I about the sincerity thing thins said the Head Barber New York Is a funny town The Tho ones you love loe the th most Jove love you the least The Th folks foU you figure for the best bets turn out so much sawdust Sin Sincerity Sincerity i your name is A Question of Royalties Wilfred feels the same way you aou ou do said the Manicure Lady The poor boy bok boyhas oX has been heen working his head off and his hands and his Ide feet writing truing and nd peddling eng He lIe had one Taut lout la t week that a certain certain certain tain music publisher pronounced a grand grond song It was called Id Give the World My Darling to Have You for My Own Well Veil George he takes this song up and down the line with tears In his eyes telling them thorn about ai the empty bread box and the vacant woodshed until finally he meets meeta the music publisher to which I 1 Iam Iam am alluding to And what do you think the old gink hands bands my dear little brother Well publish It for tor you Kid he be tells teUs Wilfred and some day youcan you can collect your royalty what he said roy royalty ro royalty I alty If lC he had self said royalties ro Wilfred have cared so sa much Royalty i sounded kind of singular Instead ot oI plural l Why dont dout the Kid learn some good honest trade asked the Head Hend Barber Writing songs aint any profession slon any anyhow an anyhow how Anybody can write a song even If It it takes a game guy to listen to It 11 You always have havea a little bank account while I you are laying bricks Or shaving people but when you chase from music innate house to music house hou selling songs like I Will VIll Wed Ved You In September S August Dear you are aren nv n ver r sure about the eats at the next meal Wilfred is too bright to work at a trade said ald the Manicure Lady Lad He wants to do something before he dies he says sars that will give him a chance to gat g t tup tup up on a stage and bow when the folks about shout Author Author I wish him luck said sald the Head bead ead Bar Barber Barber Barber ber It must b grand to have folks call you nice names like Author for a 0 change You ought to have heard what the fellow I with the thin skin called me this morn morning mornIng morning ing No you ought not |