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Show A Gkkmam gentleman, who keeps a seven by nine lager beer Bhop at the South end treated himself to a day'i vacation recently, leaving bis son in charge of "ter pizziness" and a keg of beer. On bis return be found the keg empty, and addressed his of)-spring of)-spring as follows: "How iadis, Yaw-cob, Yaw-cob, dot you made me only und dollar dol-lar and dirty cents for dose keg of beer? Show me how you draws der peer." Yawcob took the glass and drew it nearly full of bser, with but the least margin of froth, when tbe old gentleman, aeizing bis hand said: "You make dose glasses Btand higher j down from the keg. Yawcob, der profit in der peer pizziness iB in der pubblea." |