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Show INKLINGS. j Advice to all swearers "'Swear not aL all." j ' That births should not be published is something not to be borne. To tell our secrets is folly; lu divulge those ot others is treachery. When you write a letter on the' whole, however, don't write a letter.' Ice water is dangerous, if drank in1 quantities of a gallon and over at a tune. j Children mak-j mud-pics. Those of a larger growth maky mud reer-t voirs. ; It U better to lull out with your! banker than to lose your balance with1 him. j They have no Mr. or airs, in Iceland. Ice-land. It is only lngibjorg Hnd Val-i gerdr. The man who doesn't hang out his shingle and advertise, dies aud leaves, no sign. I In Delaware the price for calling the Court "a bloated old rhinoceros" I iajuai $tv. Communications to the Press should I be short the signature in some eases is enough. Be temperate in diet. Our first parents ato themselves out oi h.iuse and home. Men uhould keep their eyca wide open before marriage, and half shut alter ward. It is a strange fact that wise men learn more from fools than fools do from wise men. Family physicians arc carefully noting tha promising state of tho green apple crop. England and Scotland arc said to contain 6,000 habitual drunkards, including both sexes. Til ton has received an oiler from a manager in Pennsylvania to deliver fifty lectures under his auspices. Massachusetts temperance men eat some green watermelons first, and then cancel the pledge for the time being. One point of difference between a timid child and a shipwrecked sailor is, that one clings to its ma and the other to his spar. "The New York Wvrfd has put the Beecher matter in a nutshell. Then it ought to go and hide the nutshell. Courier-Journal . In Connecticut, when a man sends a present to his mother-in-law, the ' general exclamation is, ''Poor thing ! She can't be going to live long." A young lady in Plattsburg put a piece of wedding cake under her pillow pil-low and went to bed with the happy belief that she would dream of seeing her future husband. That evening, however, she had eaten two pktos of ice-cream, ani two large pickles, and she now says she would rather remain single all her llle than marry the man she saw in her dream. Taken at his own estimate, Mr. Beecher did great wrong to the Tillon family so great thut he passed four years of sorrow, "suffering the torments tor-ments of the damned," that he tried to resign his pastorage of Plvmouth Church, that he paid $7,000 in blackmail. black-mail. Ho has suficrcd greatly, but his own words show that he litis sinned greatly. Terrc-HauLc prcsx. The Springfield f iibti ui makes a few remarks about men who want their names kept out ot the pape',and says; And then, the pinching economy econ-omy of these would-be corrupters of the public press is disgusting. The idea of offering an editor $1 lor such a delinquency ! The beggars ought to know that no pure uigh-miialcd journalist would Jo it for less than |