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Show THE LADIES. Su&in B. Antiiony avers that -i.c 5hy-five. And now Sarah ade auy uut Law o' nlghu. Matchless maid The kitchen girl out of iucifera. After season iu those scant-bkirtai drewj, ladieo ought to be expert at sac k -racing. A Buffalo woman was let otf with a fine of $oO, for throwing pepper id to the eyes of another woman. An Iowa woman put vitriol on her head, to remove daudruif. It vai very thorough in its operation. "Tom, what in the world put matrimony mat-rimony in your head?" "Well, the act ia, I was getting short of shirts." The Indianapolis ladies are earning earn-ing canes. The gentlemen, for the most part, are too unsteady lo lean upon. When a woman grows old and homely.Bajatho Wfcsluugtou Capital, she gels religious. The household has to stand around then. A Washintrton widow who is known to have $10,000 is reported to have refused eight offer oi marriage from discharged clerks in one day and two nights. Since the fire they are complaining of "rotten hose" in Chicago. The biggest hose made would grow rotten subjected to thetjtrain of the Chicago female foot. ,..,(. An old maid is not -without power. I A writer observes that he has known one such to turn, a steamboat excursion excur-sion into an occasion of one of gloom and despondency. When a Massachusetts temperance man gets drunk, they carry him into the presence of his wife, and leave him the-e, without any means of defending de-fending himself. A young lady in Milwaukee fainted away when her lover called and found her barefooted, but a Chicago girl I would have kicked his hat oil as she cried good morning. . The Grand Rapids, Mich., Just thinks that to deny women the elective elec-tive franchise because they cannot bear arms, would not be one whit more unreasonable than to deny men jthe ballot became they cannoi bear children. On Sunday last a young farmer living near Su Louis, went down an abandoned well to recover his sweetheart's sweet-heart's bonnet, which hod blown down. He was taken out dead, with the thing of frills and dowers clasped tightly to his face. "Is my face dirty?" asked a youug lady of her aunt, while at dinner at a Hartford hotel the other day. "Dirty! No. Why do you ask?" "Because ' that insulting waiter insists upon nut ting a towel beside - my plate. I've thrown three under the taDle, and yet every time he comes around he puts another one before me." A young lady stopping in Brattle- boro for a tew a aye sent a friend oi heis to the store to gel a pair of shoes. She told her friend to get number fives, but her friend, being anxious to secure a good fit for her, ordered the storekeeper to chance the marks on a pair of sevens. He did so, and the bay said they fitted better than any sho bad had for a long time. A Kentucky reporter announced among his local gatherings that "n few evenings since several young " ladies of this city, in preparing 1cm-onado 1cm-onado from tartnrio acid, madajv mistake, and nsixl oxaJio rustcad. The error was fortunately discovered before any injury was doue. Had the result been more serious, we . could have made this item a deal more interesting. |