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Show A school-hoy having been asked by his teacher lo explain why tho days wuro mo much longur in summer than in winter, replied that it was "because "be-cause 4icat expands bodies while cold commote them." If wo nmy bolieVo tho Rochester Brmocrnt, there is now a married man in Jeflerson, Iud. t0 whom this question in physics appears ap-pears to bo far less oiwy of solution than it was to tho prococioua youth. Ilo found in his bedroom a No. ( .paper shirt collar, whereas ho wears only No. 1-1. What now mmiea him is, whether as tho wifo of his bosom assorts It could really have bcou the heat which has oxpanded hie shirt collar two sizes? At last aceounls ho was not quito sure that tho weather had been hot enough for such n oat. |