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Show . ' INKLINGS, j "Pamier." Hens lay Easier oggs beet on a diet of corn starch and 'cochineal; but if you can't procure thoso, feed thorn on bran, motencd 'with blue writing fluid. "The family of looking at the humorous side of tilings," philosophically philosoph-ically observes Mr. IJucgfi, "ia, to the man who possesses it, like a Due oil that keeps him from creaking." Dr. Dio Lewis aycrls that Hinokers are morose. This is because, during one of his dull lectures a few weeks ago to a small audience of tobacco punifjhers, more nwo and left than stayed. ( Tho proposal thiiL Congress ahould order "wax liggers" of alt our great "wnr Governors," and have them set up in the Patent Office, movrd sevcr-af sevcr-af friends ol ex-Governor Buckingham Bucking-ham lo tears. A reporter on an Iowa paper wrote: "yesterday morning, Winter and Spring kissed each other in the sun-1 rise, and each spread its choicest favors on the purple air." He was married next day. Fun represents an imaginary undergraduate as asking for leave of absence to attend his uncle's funeral. "Very well," replied tho president, "you may go--you m?y i;o but I wish it was a nearer relative. "t Kocliefort was enabled to escape from New Caledonia through the assistance as-sistance of many of the colonists. The people of tho United States will cordially cor-dially u ni to to aitl Kichardson in his escape Jrom the Treasury Department. Depart-ment. Peace is preserved m a household in Elk.-idar, Iowa, by a long, withy raw-hide, hung up in the- bed-room of the juvenile portion of the family, bearing upon ils handlo this legend: "Boyd, please be kind to your mother." moth-er." Tho Louisville young men object to ! Indies keeping their veils down in the (street. And tiie ladies reply, quite crushing!), that thero is no need ol their exposing their faces, as the Louisville young men arc much too I polite to a tare at them. j An old lady hearing some one reading abouL a Congresman-at- I large, rushed to the kitchen door, shouting, "Sarah Jano, Sarah Jane! don't you leave tho clothes out all night; mind, I tell you; Uir there's a Congressman at large!" "Sal." You arc right in supposing that the President does not preler "Attic" to S.in Domingo salt. He has heard that tho New York Sun is one of the largest dealers in the former for-mer article, and hence his statesmanlike statesman-like remark, "Not any for me, thank t you.' A speaker, celebrating Wasbing-! Wasbing-! ton's birthday, who wai a little flus-tt flus-tt rwi at being suddenly called to hie feet to rerpoud to the lir.it toat, coni' Imonccd Iih remarks by saying: ' "Washington was a great and good man, Mr. President. I am sorry he j cannot bt! with in on Inn occasion. occa-sion. " C.jburn. M. C. frum Indiana, say; (he can see no "safely in contraction, land none in shiudiug still." We dc j not know anyUiincalxmt this Coburn, but from his 2s-etiion liint Liicre is cl j"saf.-ty in sLmding still," we judge he was one of those who, during the j late ii u pleasantness, went to the : front I. ne and ret irned e.iriy. Brook-! Brook-! lyn -1yiM. |
