iivkli:vgs. London wants a national opora. .Indiana is rank with saucr kraut Tho iron horse dclios the epizootic, Indianapolis is holding a charity fair. South Bend is about to sharpen its wits. Ltrd is now adulterated with coin meal. Emily Faithful's noso drops upwards. up-wards. All election days a e legal holidays in Wisconsin. Dubuque pays $55,000 a year for school teachers, Connecticut h taking largo numbers of littlo mackerel. An Indianapolis poodlo chows tobacco, tobac-co, but doesn't swear. Dcs Moines has bridged its waters this season with $400,000. Marquette is growing at tho rate of 4,000 a year, not all babies either. Counoil Bluffs is educating ninety-eight ninety-eight deaf and dumb boys and girls. Three husbands ofan Arizona woman have been murdered within ten years. Kansas is blocking up westward with farms at the rato of titty miles a year. St. Louis complains that her rea estate has become a drug in the market Brooklyn talks of raising $100,000 by subscription for a Bcecher memorial. memori-al. . Milwaukee has discovered a medical abortionist in its midst, who kills every time. It is estimated that 500 buffaloes have beer killed in Kansas in the last month. Out of 5,030 school children, Burlington Burl-ington has only 1,581 in the public schools. A cargo of eight hundred livo fish was recently brought from Iceland to England. A new word coined for tho uso of the present generation is "apothecaro-lessness." "apothecaro-lessness." Muskrats have informed the Winona "Republican" that this winter will be an open one. St Louis horses arc all to be dieted, 1 it is said, which must mean Ukcn to a restaurant The Chicago "Evening Post" is bankrupt, its debts are big and its assets nothing. One little Indian of the Anaohe variety is attending school in Grand Rapids, Mich. A oar-load of oranges is on its way from New Orleans to Chicago, and others will soon follow. J, Frost has taken a largo chew of the tobacco crop in Edmonson Bnd Met calf counties, Kentucky. Cheese, such as sold a year ago for twenty cents a pound, now goes at sixteen six-teen How is the mitey fallen. Joseph Goode, of Linoolo oounty, Kentucky, has 124 liring great-grandchildren. Very goode for Joseph. "Telescoped" is the word used lo describe the fate of a Frenchman who tried to slide down Mount Washington Washing-ton on a board. The character of the Ohio river has fallen so low that only three boats can keep out of the mud between Cincinnati Cincinna-ti and Louisville. The Cairo "Bulletin, " not wishing to omit any of its subscribers, addresses itself in editorial headlines to "I he Damphools of Cairo."