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Show The Mormon? are petitioning heaven hea-ven to prevent the spread of the smallpox small-pox in their l ively valiey unless it can be cot li:.ed to the Gentiles. Ex. ThU idua is one of the gem scintillations scintil-lations from the pregnant brain of the late A. S. Pecksniff, once sub. on the "Pee-Wee" sheet. It is well he rests occasionally from the arduous duties of his onerous position, as As. Press agent for Salt Lake City and vicinity. cUe the continual wear and tear upon the perihelion pericranium of a brain naturally lender and delicite might change the well-known symmetrical symmerity of his akew-back brow into a corky caruncle devoid of beatify, wit or wisdom. In such an event the only salvation for ihe L'tah ring would be the importation of the Washington special sensationalist for the New York Herald. : |