Show WIT AND HUMOR Boston Transcript Dodo Now tell ne what do people think of me Pen uinAnd make you my enemy for 1Ce Not much Indianapolis Journal How do you stand on the financial question I think I shall stand pat At least when I wort to the bank I was told I could not draw Life Has your aunts will been admitted ad-mitted to probate yet No There is so much trouble about the pesky thing that I almost wish aunt had never died Judge Mrs Pawnstien Vat are you I going to geef leedle Mosey on his pirth I day Mr Pawnstien vlll led him look ad der tiamonds in der showgase mit an oberaglass I Indianapolis Journal l Napoleon Para phrasel1Thc commanding general of the first battle of the next war struck a I Jarioleonic attitude Men rang out his clarion voice this day and hour forty klnutoscopes are looking down upon I you Yonkers Statesman Did I understand you to say that you didnt have any com puny In the kitchen while I was out I Kate Yes mum thats what I said But 1 smell the tobacco from a I I pIpe all through the house Yis mum the policeman was in for half an I hour mum but we were in the parlor Cincinnati Enquirer Perry Patettic No sir I dont judge a man by the clothes he wears Where would I be in hpt case TVayworn Watson What you glttn at anyhow Aint I wearln a sweater Indianapolis Journal Timmins latest joke turned out pretty seriously How H couldnt sell It Pittsburg ChronicleTelegraph I disapprove dis-approve of misusing baseball language remarked the Horse Editor to the Snake EdHor Who misused it You said that the men who have Just received appointments to foreign consulships consul-ships have made home runs Well they succeeded in getting what they wanted didnt they That may be true but it is the men whom home they succeed who are running I |