Show HUMOR OF TilE DAY I Not to be Thought OfTommy do you ever play hookey Nom I cant Why cant you Teacher boards at our house Chlcaeo Record Mrs NixI hope you are not afraid of work Weary Willie uneasiIyI aint exactly afraid mum but I always feel fidgetty wen deres anyting like dat around Truth Charley Harduppe What do you mean by sending my clothes home C O D Didnt I have a running account with you Kustem MadeYes But it is all run outBrooklyn Life As She Understood ItEvery man should give his wife a regular and liberal allowance he said righteously Yes was the reply It gives a man someplace some-place to go and borrow between salary days Washington Star Why for eez it zat a womans face eez used on zee silver dollar in zis country inquired a visiting foreigner Because growled the impecunious native it Is the idiom of our language that money talks Detroit Free Press A Deep Scheme She Is that stingy said Bridget Agnes to her caller if I wrap up the laste bit of tay for th folks at home sure she misses it at once Fwy asked the visitor dont ye take It out of the bottom av tho can Indianapolis Journal Blest If I can understand this currency cur-rency question I asked somebody what a legal tender was and he said it was like tills If I owe you two dollars and I offer you a twodollar bill to settle the debt you must take it Well thats right Yes but what a blooming idiot you would be if you wouldnt take itl Puck Sentimental Old LadyI witnessed a sad scene this morning You remember the beautiful calf that I have been petting pet-ting I became much attached to me but yesterday the butcher came and led it away It seemed to know Its fate for i turned and gave me a parting glance which plainly meant Au ravoir on the bill of fare Fliegende Blatter |