Show Reflections or a Bachelor A womannever forgives a man for understanding her Ananias and Sapphira had probably got used to it witn the tax assessor Love is back of half the fool breaks a man makes and indigestion is back of the other half A widower Is always afraid that Jf he doesnt act broke hearted all the women will talk aboim and ft he does none of them will wok at him A girl always seems to think the men wont think she has a happy disposi tion unless she shows all her teeth when she has a photograph taken When the minister says there will be no marriage in heaven all the old maids look pleased because they think they will have the laugh on the other women Marriage is a cocktail to drink before deaths dinner A man always pretends to a woman that it is an awful bore to him to = et his photograph taken When a woman says she is very sure she hasnt a spark of jealousy In her makeup look out for her A man who never tells a racy story is as rare as a woman who never cheats a street car company out of her fare When a man has kissed a girl she can neer act so mad after he has insinuated in-sinuated that she knew he wOIIdnt be able to help it When a girl flirts with a man she will never believe that he knows she doesnt mean near so much as she thinks he I thinks she does |