Show WIT AND HUMOR Chicago Record You know how people are always talking about setting away for a little breathing spell gettng spel Yes Well nine out of ten who KO away from home dont do a thing hut find fault thinA fnd with what they Irave to eat faul Philadelphia North American Servant as oh Gayboy straggles InThe mis tress 5s out sir Gayboy after a nightGreat Scott She her too I didnt know she pla Scott p Yonkers Statesman Mrs rlmsonbelt I Heros an item whIch says In a rail way collision In North Carolina a rai old chIld at an open car window was thrown out of the window by the shock and escaped Injury Mr Crimsonbeak How in the world do you suppose they exr managed to get tho window open New York Journal Father why do they have the weather prophets up in such a high building Because Johnny you know they say that False phophets shall arise in the land arse New York World Little ElmerPa what is economy Prof Broadhead Is going without I something you really want so that tome1 time In the future you may have something some-thing else which in all probability you wont want I Puck A Translation She Conversazione I Conversa-zione is an Italian word isnt I He Yes Its Italian for whist party Yonkers Statesman BIngers And were you married on time Gingers Oh no I had to pay the parson par-son cash TitBits Your hair is so handsomely dressed fraulein You must devote a great deal of attention to it h I Yes I must confess my head 1 my chief weakness Detroit Journal I hear she is sd reduced I re-duced in circumstance that she has gone out to work What a cruel falsehood She has cre gone I out as a domestic fr Judge A Wrong Diagnosis Spudds Young Hawkins seems very pensive to nsM Do you suppose that he has fallen II fal-len In love Spatts Oh no he Is only breaking in a pair of tight shoes Yonkers Statesman Bill And what did the old man say when you asked for his daughter Jill Ordered me to leave the house And what did you say mover I asked him i he took me for a house |