Show WIT AND hUMOR Washington Times Sprocketts Is in love with Ethel Gadsby Dd he tell you soS ltT so-S > Vi v Vine ai 1non 1 tVio nr tlirA u uu e u 1 of his bicycle he used to carry in his watch by her photograph Answers Teacher Tell me a few of the most important things existing today which did not exist a hundred years ago Tommy Us Washington Star Im glad she said with a sigh of relief that the sus ease of the election is all over Were you interested in the result Yes Indeed I had a wager up What was It I Bryan won I was to marry Jack and if McKinley won Jack was to marry me TitBits Lili at a soiree whispering what has become of Aunt Luces habitual smile Erna It is at the dentists Indianapolis Journal Pillbody has a good many revolutionary ideas in his head Thbse are not ideas revolving in Pill bodys head They are wheels Judge Are you well I believe so yet I cant say positively I havent had time to look up the new diseases in todays paper Yonkers Statesman Mrs Crimson btaK Are you sure you came stnisnt home from the otilce last night John Mr Crimsonbeak Weil as straight as I could dear Cincinnati Enquirer The new boarder said the landlady is as bald as an egg Just about the age of one isnt he asked Asbury Peppers which was really unkind of him as the lady made a practice of getting the freshest the storage houses had Pittsburg Chronicle A national election elec-tion may be said to make both ends meet remarked Mr Riverside to Mr Hazelwood How so Well the parading brings business to the shoemakers and the betting is good for the hat dealer Boston Transcript Mrs Rich the Millionaire But you are asking a good deal she is my only child I Supplicant You dont suppose that I haent thought all that out long ago Detroit Free Press Well Im even I with Rackey at last Hows that Induced him to join a football team and hes a lightweight you know Cincinnati Enquirer Hardbake said CincInnat the gentlemans friend I am surprised to hear from good authority that you a freebornAmerlcaflarO in n the habit I of I I 1OOK1HK UU IU 11IUL Lllicu luicifc > u i I law Igf yours It you knowed how high he come I I I Mr Hardbake with a sigh youd i i see that there wasnt no other way to i look at him |