Show WIT ANB IIUMOR New York Tribune flihcar John fractured frac-tured four ribs by falling from his wheel Is he badly hurt No but he feels all broken up Philadelphia Evening Bulletin It seems to me that love Is not at all fashionable fash-ionable Why Because it is so common No not that but you either have to make it yourself or get it i ready made Cleveland Lead r Genevieve he asked would you love me if I were pin nlless She looked frightened and exclaimed Oh Arthur have you lost your fortune for-tune No hs replied I merely wished to know if you would love me If I had no fortune Well she answered since you put it that way yes I would Boston Journal Great Explorers Friend as the latter Is about to start Well professor youve arranged for your lectures and book when you come back havent you Great Explorer Yes Also my testimon J t ials are written for the canned goods the clothing the boats and the cooking utensils uten-sils All I have to do now Is to get lost and be rescued and my fortune is made Detroit Free Press I asked her to wear loves fetters for me What did she say i She said she couldnt think of pt that everything was chainless nowadays Cincinnati Enquirer I wonder said the constituent why > that dreary farce of allowing congressmen leave to prvt speeches they never delivered Is kept up It is kept up the representative kindly kind-ly explained because they would speak em If there were no other way Cincinnati Enquirer The Fierce One I do wsh the Lord had made me a man The Gentle t OnePerhaps he has Amelia dear but you havent been able I to find him yet |