Show WIT AND HUMOR I Cleveland Plain Dealer They say that I when on duty Commodore Schley Is as austere as a monk A Trappist I suppose Globe An Atchison woman who reads the papers with one eye on the baby and part of her mind on the cooking crave a t temperance talk to her children last night In which she related the destruction and I death that awaited 1 lot of Spaniards I becauso their commander 1 man named Cervera didnt beware of the bottle name Cincinnati Enquirer Casual Caller Writing up a murder CaJer City Editor sweepingly bluepenciling bluepencing No Murdering a writeup Chicago Record What was that dread ful noise in the street last night Dont know there must have been 1 about oclock 19000 Spanish battleships sunk after I Cincinnati Enquirer The Woman Who Had Just Moved In The first I thing wo I want to do is to tear down those old cur tains those people have left Her Husband seems you have no reverence for the shades of the departed Chicago Record Mr Jenkins Ive got an uncle a brother and two cousins In this war I see youre Uxlng to get 0 4 to a base ball game every time we hear rumors ota ot-a battle Captain dear McGuffey said Twas on the big New York Id like to pick a boats crew An have em all from Cork You have said Evans to him A pretty scheme no doubt I have replied McGuffey Twill draw the Spaniards out I You must explain quoth Evans Before I can accede To draw em cried McGuffey I A corkscrews what Plain wo neea Dealer |